What a threat this ambi-player will be,
Pitching from the right or as a leftie…!
Batting orders will fall in disarray
As hitters struggle to put the ball in play.
He’ll crush it when we read the post-mortem,
Provided that Trump doesn’t deport him…
What a threat this ambi-player will be,
Pitching from the right or as a leftie…!
Batting orders will fall in disarray
As hitters struggle to put the ball in play.
He’ll crush it when we read the post-mortem,
Provided that Trump doesn’t deport him…