It’s hard to be the planet’s richest man
Without being treated like a celeb at Cannes.
People track every thought and every motion,
Usually hoping to create a commotion.
While it’s great for Jeff to stand up to this punk
I truly hope we never see his junk…
Results for: February 2019
Please settle!
February 8, 2019
Fubar…
Allowing for the heinous implication
It’s reasonable to ask how in Creation
Could each Dem leader of this state
Somehow believe it would be just great,
To party in blackface! Why would you halt?
While the real black dude is accused of assault…
February 7, 2019
Robin Hood was kind of a Douche
In their current reaction to Donnie’s rise
Democrats deliver their own surprise.
Rather than moving towards the center
They have made the decision that they will enter
A FUBAR realm where money is given
For nothing more than simply livin’.
February 6, 2019
Facebook turns 15
Source:
Happy Birthday FB!
Facebook is 15 on this month’s 4th day
And like many its age it has a way
Of being lovable and laughable all at once,
Self-absorbed and brilliant and often a dunce.
It gives eyerolls and fomo, but a platform to rhyme…
So I suppose it’s not a total waste of time!
February 5, 2019
Ralph Northam’s Racial Education
Source:
Red Face
First he said sorry, but then things got grim.
Next thing you know, he claims it’s not him!
“It was so long ago and I was at a young age,
I’ve never even seen this yearbook page!”
Of course, it truly is not such an easy task
To see clearly through a hooded mask…
February 4, 2019
To be (Pope) Frank
He certainly is not a conventional Pope!
For that reason and more he gives us hope.
It’s hard to believe that it could be true
No Pontiff before him has ever gone to
The Arabian Peninsula, where Allah does rule
To build peace and understanding. Yeah, that’s cool!
February 3, 2019
I read it for the articles
Who’d have guessed that it’s more complex
Than simply guys always wanting some sex?
Turns out we’re also complicated creatures
With desires that extend beyond physical features.
Emotional support and a sense of needing
Are also important to men for proceeding.
February 2, 2019
What’s precious?
It’s awful to think people take it lightly
Or as a backup plan for what they do nightly!
Abortion is tragic, but not always immoral.
To save the life of a mother, what’s the quarrel?
And what of those who profess to love life,
Yet support execution by the State knife?
February 1, 2019