There’s a lot that the Right can choose to say

About their opponent, Special K.

But I have to think it’s a weak attack

For them to decide they wanna talk smack

About her being a terrible boss…

The noose for Mike Pence? Yeah, that’s a Trump loss.

Hard to believe but this is the real thing.

An actual photo that’s breathtaking.

Snapped at just the right time, man what a scene!

A pro with the lens, and a surfing dean.

It doesn’t much capture the sport’s glory

But it sure does tell an amazing story.

Now this is starting to make some more sense

As the Dems no longer play just defense.

Their message didn’t really resonate

But now there’s the chance to recalibrate.

Keeping it simple is a good technique…

It helps to point out that Trump is a freak.

Hilary was a bad politician

Too removed from the human condition.

JD however is just not the same

He knows people well and is playing the game.

But his calculations may come up short…

Anything can happen in the people’s court.

I don’t believe that it’s happened before

Because he’s a guy I kinda abhor

But lo and behold I agree with Ben!

The race for president started again.

And with Kamala now his opponent

Trump needs a different VP component.

Hard to imagine what goes through the head

Of these astronauts holding by a thread.

Stuck in space for several months already

Their training is all that keeps their nerves steady.

I hope the groundcrew has its act together

And these guys make it home, for sure not whether…

Oh, poor Bill Ackman mispriced his big raise

So my heart goes out to him, as always.

Suffering so much as billionaires do

He might be worth less, at least in his view.

But maybe it wouldn’t have been so dreary

If he hadn’t pushed a conspiracy theory.

So several concerns here should be noted

And it’s hard to make them sugar coated.

Sharks are, well, violent a lot of the time

Sure it’s their nature, it’s not like a crime.

But it’s kinda fair to think it’s insane

For them to be jacked up on cocaine.

Conservatives argue it’s a bad plan
For government to have too big a span.
And no wonder they think so when we see
How truly bad their governing can be…
A billion dollars for deporting
Four refugees! That’s not very sporting.

The Founding Fathers wanted two parties

So all these people who think they’re smarties

By vilifying those across the aisle

Should take a good look at Mitt Romney’s style.

Thoughtful and smart he can show his respect

While still believing his side is correct.