It’s hard to imagine the level of stress

That comes with the job when you dress

In the blue uniform of law enforcement.

But that is not any kind of endorsement

To give a pass when cops break the law.

It’s leading America to the final straw…

I’m afraid it’s not adding up very well

Where we go from here, no one can tell.

Even before corona there was a yawning gap

Between rich and poor – mobility had a cap.

With the miseries of new and abuses of old,

The match is lit and will soon drop in the fold.

Nothing says leadership quite as well

As quoting a racist cop from hell.

Not to mention the content itself

Which is not pulled from the usual shelf.

For sure the protests have gone too far

But shooting Americans is not who we are.

This is really too good to be true

I totally agree with Trump, I do!

Social media should not be shielded

From the lawsuits that could be wielded

If it allows nonsense to spread at will.

Which will slow Donnie down to a standstill.

The Tweet Beast is forced to take a breath

And threatens to regulate Twitter to death.

How dare this platform arbitrate truth!

With its libtard bias, lame and uncouth!

Donnie believes he has the right to make

Facts to his liking, so give him a break!

Horatio Alger gave us much more than myth…

A lasting image of America that we work with.

Despite the entitlements on which many frown,

We generally give help from the top down.

I think we could have helped so many more

Had we shaken loose from that ideological core.

These young scholars came up with a plan

To transform themselves into Spiderman!

No doubt superheroes have a lot to manage

And their powers give them a great advantage.

But you have to imagine in nearly every case

A prerequisite of intelligence is at the base.

Long distance races are totally exhausting

Especially across tundra with snowy frosting.

The Iditarod covers nearly 1,000 miles

And is a trial that generates very few smiles.

So it’s certainly a bummer after you’ve won

To be stuck in the Arctic till COVID is done.

For a while there I was very concerned.

A key constituency was being spurned.

Everyone seemed to have forgotten

That guns aren’t just for shooting rotten

People who look the way criminals do

But are used for protecting potatoes too!

I mean, where do we go from here?

He makes me need to drink some beer.

It’s so out of touch that it’s almost funny.

But for Donnie’s campaign it’s milk and honey.

And even apologizing, which of course is right,

Will be used against him in the political fight.