So long as we’re using silly metrics

More than debating about obstretrics

Then we can chalk this one up as a win

Since Trump will surely take it on the chin

Given his penchant for tracking the size

Of crowds (and hands) and audience eyes.

If Trump wants to win he must up his game,

He simply can’t give us more of the same.

There’s plenty to argue with what she said,

Real policy issues, but then instead

He makes perhaps the most ironic note…

‘Cuz ramble she didn’t, but he does by rote.

If you leave aside all other matters –

Like, say, the law which is left in tatters

Since Arlington is fully barred from use

For political campaigns, no excuse –

And simply look at what’s in the pic…

A thumbs up in this graveyard is just sick.

Now that both parties are equally dumb

Acting like sailors after too much rum

Spending on everything with abandon

(Trump was worse than the party of Brandon)

It’s pretty funny but no big surprise

That finally people are opening their eyes.

Of all the legacies of Escobar

This one may be the strangest by far…

His penchant for owning crazy creatures

Was perhaps one of his nicer features

But after his death some of them went wild

The hippos got angry and are reviled.

It’s a terrible thing what happened to Zuck

And in the end it really does suck…

Our government simply shouldn’t pressure

Companies to take any measure

That involves the public’s freedom of speech.

But companies themselves are free to preach.

This guy had just been fully acquitted

Of a major fraud he had committed.

His business partner died three days before,

The whole thing is suspicious to the core.

No need to sound the conspiracy horn,

But, it happened where omerta was born…

Politicians, well, they sway with the wind

And for sure you have to be thick-skinned.

But you’d think, or hope, that on those matters

Which are so core to them they’d be in tatters

If anything took them from their mission

That they wouldn’t so quickly change position…

The world’s oldest person just passed away

And was pretty active to her last day.

Born in America and raised in Spain

She lived through times of great joy and great pain.

One of the secrets of her bright long life?

Avoid toxic people and all their strife.

So Vladimir Putin has a new deal

Open borders to all who feel the appeal

Of living in a repressive regime

Come to Russia and you can live the dream!

Oh by the way there’s just one small thing more…

There’s a pretty good chance you’ll be sent to war.