I get that Putin can be a tough boss.

But have his advisors penciled the loss

That they will realize when it is found out

That a real victory is largely in doubt.

It’s a dangerous game these guys are playing

And maybe a sign Russia’s decaying.

He says he’s never used a burner phone
Doesn’t know what one looks like, let alone
Using one to conduct affairs of state!
(Or planning a coup that’s been fueled by hate…)
But Bolton has now come and called him out.
He knows what a burner phone is about…

Dr. Seuss had such a creative brain
All those issues last year gave me great pain.
Tolerance was one of his major themes
In his characters’ lives and in their dreams.
So I’m glad the public has come to terms
And shunned the cancellers and their bad germs.

If not so tragic it would be funny
But not having enough arms or money
They got creative in how they would fight
And this clever advance is one they got right.
Jamming the signals with heavy metal!
Better than hot oil poured from a tar kettle.

This dude is sailing a nineteen-foot boat

From San Fran to Japan, that’s quite a float.

Then add to the mix that he’s eighty-three,

Still clearly hearing the call of the sea.

At his age I hope to have the same spunk!

But a bigger boat… because I’m a punk.

Google’s fame is for developing search
I hadn’t known about their royal perch.
On the one hand it may improve output
To give all these heated bidets the foot.
On the other it may reduce pages hit
What will people do now when they go in to… sit.

It’s tough when your business aims to predict
Future events and what they may inflict
On your whole life and the things you hold dear,
Or how to mitigate against that fear,
And then for your own shop to take a drumming.
One would think they should have seen it coming…

It seems like it’s woke culture run amok.
Anyone who cares should really take stock.
The Dems are upset about A’s and O’s
While those it refers to say “hum ho…”
Deal with real issues that really matter!
Or else take your place with the Mad Hatter.

Where have I been for all of these years?

It couldn’t be just I was drinking beers…

This seems like news I would have known by now.

The sun shoots flares at us?! I mean… Holy Cow!

Another barrage is headed our way.

No one seems too concerned, but are we ok?

An interesting take on this new work week

With benefits for all, that’s what they seek.

It’s not just about Sunday nights won’t suck

It also helps companies up their luck.

Folks work less and still earn the same wages,

Pull this off and it’s one for the ages.