“Precocious billionaire” may just fit

And Elon can surely be a real…

But I have to say that this is funny!

For a guy who’s made just so much money

It’s fun to see that he has a light side

Even though it may be a bit snide.

It truly never ceases to amaze

That middle-aged men will still fix their gaze

On anything that can be deemed suspect,

Certainly those that can leave your life wrecked.

I’m not saying he shouldn’t have a glance…

But really? At work? I’m sorry, no chance.

While it’s great to see his army struggle

And watch as he makes his generals juggle

Only to have them picked off in battle,

The larger problem? It has to rattle

This throwback despot who may then decide

That his nuclear option be applied.

That name is so good, I have to admit.

And there is no doubt that it would befit

A platform built for Donnie and his crew

Which allows them to voice their point of view.

Elon is clever and with this he shows

His own flair and skill and yes, that Trump blows…

While I agree with him on some issues

Tucker is now holding on by tissues…

What a pathetic sellout to the crowd

That doesn’t care about thought, just what’s loud.

Testosterone decline? This is a fix?

How much is he paid to peddle these tricks…

Needless to say, who knows what will happen…

Regarding Trump’s brain, it’s hard to tap in.

So this news is great, yes what a relief!

Donnie on Twitter brings nothing but grief.

But I wouldn’t let yourself be too thrilled

Since Truth Social is now gonna be killed…

Score one for the centrists over in France,
They have given the world a fighting chance.
Defeat of Le Pen and the far, far right
Will help to prevent a very dark night.
Extremes have their place when little matters
But when it counts they leave things in tatters.

Needless to say this is just appalling…
And yet, when words are core to your calling
There’s a certain thrill to seeing someone
Be so passionate that he’ll get a gun
To force the change of a definition!
I guess language too packs ammunition.

“Proverbs and pushups” is how he was raised.
Which just might account for why he’s not fazed
About the latest scandal that’s brewing,
Which you would think could be his undoing,
But when he said “pushups” he had in mind
Apparently those of a different kind…

As with everything, question the sources…

You’ll find in this case the truth of course is

Not far from what we see reported here

Since McConnell’s own speech made the point clear.

Out in public he said Trump was so wrong,

Then he sold us all out and went along…