The crash was a result of DEI…!

Those democrats and scum who always try

To hire people for jobs they can’t do!

So says our leader in his twisted view.

But the circus of course does not stop there…

It’s Trump’s OWN PROGRAM he says is unfair.

The airfield collision is terribly sad.

Hard to imagine how it went so bad.

I’m no conspiracist but some suspect

That these aircraft were both totally wrecked

To detract attention from RFK

After such a terrible opening day…

It’s an interesting question, that’s for sure…

If Greenlanders think that Trump’s not the cure

And don’t want to become our next new State

How far will he go with this mandate?

And what if Trump “takes” it despite the spats…

Only to find they’re all Democrats?

Well lots of jobs will be coming online

Once a million immigrants (mostly benign)

Are deported back to wherever is home.

The problem is we have a bad syndrome…

Americans just don’t want those crap jobs!

So how will we handle these pampered snobs?

The corporate world can be pretty uptight

And change can often give it a big fright.

But risk is something success must embrace

And that will need a new type of headspace.

Humorous improv might be the answer!

Even though most folks fear it like cancer.

If there’s a game to be played, then why not?

Out there on the field, you take your best shot.

And so we did, and it turned out real good

We got much more land than we really should.

What’s the value of our newly claimed find?

It’s in the trillions, once it is mined.

I fully believe in trusting your gut

It’s very important and needed, but

It can’t replace relying on fact

There are real truths and they’re being attacked.

People must quit their “feeling” things out

And start “thinking” more what it’s all about.

When you spell hamster it does not have a p

That simply isn’t correct, you see…

So if someone says that in fact it does

And when the reason they give is because

They say it’s “my truth” that’s not just immature

It’s a cultural disease that we must cure!

Unemployment is low, there’re lots of jobs.

Yet some people don’t work, are they just snobs?

Or are they seeking a higher order?

A life off the grid, as a skateboarder…

Whatever the case, I doubt it’s good news

When dropping out is what most people choose.

The world changes slow, and then very fast…

And I bet that threshold has just been passed.

While I have a view on who’s more to blame

Both parties share in this atrocious shame.

Look at these bullet points and tell me how

The soul of America will be honorable now.