There are those folks who can just do it all

In any game you just give them the ball.

Of course even those players have a skill

That tops all others, they go for the kill.

Now among his powers Trump has claimed grass…

To join an ego as fragile as glass.

If you have no conviction for right and wrong

But just simply believe that you belong

At the table where history is made

And you really don’t care who you betrayed

Because all you think about is yourself

Then this was a victory for the orange elf.

It’s no surprise that civil order changed

Since Trump believes the old order’s deranged.

But when it comes to blatant self-enrichment

He has cast a spell of utter bewitchment.

It’s insane to see the GOP’s stand

As Trump lines his pocket with his little hand.

How resilient are we, that’s the question…

Since even though we have indigestion

Are guardrails holding despite the onslaught

Of anti-democracy action and thought?

A thousand cuts seem like an awful lot

But I’m sure they can happen on the spot.

Everyone says you just shouldn’t do it

But Trump is one who always says screw it!

Don’t like the news? Well it sure ain’t his fault

It’s time to go on a massive assault!

You’d think this would worry the GOP…

But nope! Not the slightest controversy.

A good rule of thumb when you do a deal

That will pretty much make you have to kneel

In front of the Devil and kiss his ring

Is to have all of your team members bring

Their razor sharp minds to give you a bump…

But this dude looks just like Eric Trump.

As you go about dismantling things

While rebuilding a land ruled by kings

You might want to think ahead just a bit

Because even though you don’t give a shit

About pesky laws and consequences

You still might need some legal defenses.

Couldn’t have happened to two better folks…

Peddling nonsense and every new hoax,

These two succeeded in casting deep doubt

On everything our great nation’s about.

And now all their faithful are at a loss!

This just might become MAGA’s albatross.

If it’s not one thing then it’s another!

Trump is relentless and he will smother

All the norms our society has built

And he’ll do it with precisely no guilt.

All farmers out there should take down some notes…

And open golf courses if they’re sick of goats.

Conspiracy theories can be consequential

And debunking them is also essential.

This one might be more than a bubble

Since for the first time Trump’s having trouble

Making it all just go away…

Even MAGA thinks this is not okay.