It’s a little hard to decide which is worse

And either way it’s a bit of a curse

But however stupid it may have been

To give money to a fight you cannot win

You’d seriously have to be smoking crack

To expect Donnie would give it back!

So Donnie’s “Legal Team” is pretty loud

Crowing about fraud to an adoring crowd.

But once in court it’s a different scene…

With no evidence at all it’s hard to glean

That anything fraudulent happened here.

Judges everywhere are making that clear.

Hard to imagine that this doesn’t sting…

Perhaps worse than Giuliani’s pinkie ring?

Donnie dug into his own shallow pocket

‘Cuz the Wisconsin vote, he wants to block it.

And after doing the recount what did he find?

Only facts that will make him lose his mind.

Whoever decided it was a brilliant move

To showcase the President in his groove

Sitting behind that desk made for a child,

Looking already like he has been exiled,

Well to whomever that was, I have this to say:

THANK YOU! THANK YOU! You’ve made my day!

It’s hard not to refer to reality TV

When Donnie’s whole life has come to be

One show after another all the way to

The Oval Office and a room with a view.

He’s not done yet, there’ll be more acts to follow.

But for now he’s a loser, must be hard to swallow.

It’s hard to imagine being more tone deaf

Than going to the restaurant of a known chef

Where meals can be 500 bucks per person

While saying that the pandemic can worsen

By going to restaurants, and you don’t heed it.

Terrible leadership, at a time when it’s needed.

Who cares what heritage they happen to claim

It’s their ideas themselves that can be pretty lame.

They want to block a Biden nominee

Because he dares to believe that life isn’t free.

The Squad is unhappy and has started to squawk

Because Reed is a fiscally responsible deficit hawk.

In another remarkable turn to the strange
Donnie’s team has proven its range
In stretching the public’s imagination
And wreaking havoc on our nation.
He says what’s true is false and false is true…
Let no one claim they never knew.

The problem with being rational and fair

Is quickly surfaced when others don’t care.

Yes, of course we should count every vote

And be sure they’re legal, not cast by a goat.

Now weeks have passed and that’s been done

So it’s time to move on, Joe Biden has won!

Seems there are a few more points than this!

Unless, of course, you are willing to miss

The fact that every court and jurisdiction

Ruled that election fraud is simply fiction.

So no, “time” is not the governing matter –

It’s that Donnie is worse than the Mad Hatter.