Results for: August 2019


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@realDonaldTrump, maybe…

It is political genius, Donnie’s use of Twitter

Whether you like it a lot, or it makes you bitter.

But it does not come without its dangers…

Like, say, being hacked by total strangers!

If wingnuts took over they could create hell.

Though I wonder if anyone would be able to tell?


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Say It Ain’t So… again!

Between Google and a guy with a cell

It’s become very hard to be able to tell

A really good story that isn’t dismissed

For stretching the truth, or a fact missed.

But Joe, c’mon, this performance is lame.

Less than the truth is just more of the same.


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Par for his course

Donnie has said that it’s totally untrue

But that was predictable and right on cue.

Here is our President telling people to break

The laws of the land and then he will make

Sure to give them a pardon if it goes bad.

To use his own favorite term, this is so sad…


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E Pluribus Unum

It’s the motto inscribed on every American coin.

It means “from many, one” and with it you join

The experiment in democracy that is our nation

Where diversity itself is our very foundation.

Listen to the fears of this extraordinary person –

Lack of unity today makes national security worsen.


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Ohhhh… Canada!

Yup, that’s the First Lady giving a look

Which could make any fella want to book

Some time alone with such a lady.

And since her husband is so shady

Perhaps she’s making her own backup plan

If Donnie wins 2020, and is still her man…


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Sure. Why not?

Joe Walsh has thrown his hat in the ring

And mostly that’s a very good thing.

He’s as repugnant as any of the political breed

Who rail at others for the lives they lead

But have done very little with nothing achieved

Still, any challenge to Donnie is well received.


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It’s an emergency alright…

POTUS has ordered American firms

To stop business in China, on his terms.

The GOP claims to hate DC interference!

Will anyone call out this incoherence?

He has the power to do it and is prepared,

Provided a national emergency is declared…


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Redefining Blowhard

“I got it! I got it!” he apparently said

As a stable genius idea entered his head.

No doubt hurricanes are a very big threat

And we should do what we can in order to get

A higher level of safety to protect our nation.

But by creating a nuclear battle station…?


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Time for a change

How frightening is this new court ruling?

You read it and think they’ve got to be fooling.

The Electoral College is flawed enough

But now its deficiencies have new stuff.

If this court ruling is allowed to stand

538 people choose the leader of the land.


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Very Fox-y

In a move that could come as no surprise

To anyone on the planet with ears and eyes

The former Press Secretary is now a pundit.

Fox saw her good work and wanted to fund it.

Sarah will no longer report to the Prez,

Instead he’ll now do whatever she says.