The Yankees have brought out some big new guns…
In the first 3 games they scored 36 runs!
How did they do it, the League wants to know.
Could it be their new bat, the Torpedo?
It’s perfectly legal, which drives folks mad…
So maybe it’s just that New York is rad.

The news gets bored by repetition

But this matter needs more recognition.

The powerful founder of Barstool Sports –

As hard Right as they come – is out of sorts

About Trump’s team and the Big Denial.

Heads should roll, some should be on trial.

It’s not a very good indication

That people believe life in our nation

Is headed in such a bad direction

That markets have entered a correction

And consumer confidence is so low

We’re where we were in the Covid shit show.

First what you do is unlock all the vaults

Then axe half the guards while the rest defaults

To pursuing petty things which annoy

The new culture of the privileged Frat Boy.

Get rid of all experts! A brilliant scheme…

This is the enemy’s wildest dream.

Even the editors of the Journal

Think that the former KGB colonel

Is having his way with Donald J. Trump

And with Steve Witkoff, who’s proving a chump.

They want us to think they play 4-D chess…

So far it seems they’re just making a mess.

Sheep have now started to get infected

How long before other species are affected?

But don’t worry about it, it’s all cool…

RFK Jr. is nobody’s fool.

Bird flu is jumping outside of its cage

Good thing vaccines are no longer the rage!

I suppose one of the perils we face

When a news anchor is put in the place

Of dealing with highly classified stuff

Is that he will always find it tough

Not to announce it to all of the world!

Pretty insane how this one unfurled…

The problem we are contending with

Is that we’re sold this ridiculous myth

Where the codes which make entertainment fun

Can be used to make government run.

The world where morals are turned upside down

Make for good ratings but can’t run a town.

People simply adore their pets

But the bills add up, aside from the vet’s.

And crazy enough they’ll feel some impact

By all of the tariffs that Trump has backed.

We know how Kristi Noem treats her pups

But will MAGA accept these price hiccups?

We’ve been taken advantage of for so long

But now we’re showing the world we’re strong!

Those Germans who’d been so smug and smarmy

Are now spending trillions to build their army.

History has shown that it’s such a smart move

To push the Jerries back into their groove.