Well good heavens, what’s this we see?

The first president to cross the DMZ!

A warm welcome indeed on the North side,

Smiles and photos and arms opened wide.

Donnie never wants to be outdone,

But this is one giant leap for Kim Jong Un.

I suppose there is a chain of thought

That doesn’t worry about elections fraught

With foreign meddling and manipulation

In the vital affairs of our great nation.

I don’t think I get the funny joke

As our sovereignty goes up in smoke.

I do believe he’s being treated unfairly,

But more prescient words are stated rarely!

The VP’s time has come and go…

It’s hard to accept, that we know.

But the future of the party and the nation

Is with the people of a new generation.

The FT of London is rarely so bold

To be this outspoken – and kind of cold!

But Italy for sure has had a spell

Of disastrous leadership from hell.

Lucky for them they got some things right.

Food, culture and beauty – out of sight!

Losing Game of Thrones was hard enough,

But this breaking news is just too tough!

What will we do without a good gun show?

“Love at First Shot” was so hot, you know?

And now we’re without the thoughtful views

Of sensitive commentators reporting real news.

So you want to be a millionaire?
Meet the “experts” who help get you there…
Turns out I’ve approached it entirely wrong!
I buy coffee and food and sometimes a song.
Forget about all the work you’ve done…
Riches come just from saving a ton!

What a question for our times!

Amid a sea of gun-based crimes.

Does the heartland worry it may be

That carrying high might lead to a spree?

Or is the concern the other way around?

That mellow gun users will abound…?

Methane gas can be a blast from a heifer,

And from humans politely is called a “zephyr.”

So the intrepid Mars Rover has come to find

Itself in the middle of that awkward bind –

Someone has done it, the puff doesn’t lie!

But the culprit is hard to identify…

No wonder they’re having such a hard time,

And think that the hill is too steep to climb.

It looks like they’ve just walked out of their cubicles

On a break from their job selling pharmaceuticals!

This group of world leaders is not having fun.

Pizza and pop is over, go get some stuff done!

Our healthcare system is quite complex.

The best in the world, but wow does it vex.

Not everyone is able to access its merits

As soaring yet murky prices impair its

Ability to heal all people who need it.

This order can help, if all will heed it.