These days it will come as mere small surprise

To learn Fox is again paying for lies.

This time it involves a hostile work place

Which of course they said is just NOT the case

But 12 million dollars says it was so…

Good heavens I wish they’d run out of dough.

There’s something about that small red planet

That makes me wonder a bit more than it

Probably should since we know so little.

I just don’t want to be non-committal

And as we learn much more about it all

It makes the galaxy feel comfy small.

Though never before was I a true fan

Of her or her dad (a complex man)

Today I would vote for her right away.

She sure gets the need for us to obey

The CONSTITUTION and the rule of law

Which Trump and his crew give a big guffaw.

Wouldn’t you know? It was the business school

Where a certain Prof thought it would be cool

To study cheaters and what makes them tick

Knowing that would be a good business trick.

Self-knowledge is difficult, so they say…

And these results show some moral decay.

I hate the beeps of a truck in reverse!

Annoying as hell, seems like a bad curse.

So I get the impulse, I get it I do…

Stop that damn noise! If only just for a few.

But holy moly what damage was wrought!

Way more than the janitor ever thought.

t’s kind of amazing what’s going on…

Putin and Prigozhin want to be the don.

Staging a coup and more than outspoken

Wagner’s saying that Russia is broken.

Will Putin be able to settle this mess?

What happens next is anyone’s guess.

It’s remarkable the things that we think
Are genius insights that are on the brink
Of solving so many of our issues
With all the genius of toilet tissues.
But isn’t this just as plain as the day?
Kids learn the best when left alone to play.

Moms for Liberty have some things to say

And used a quote in an unfortunate way…

Perhaps they just made a simple mistake?

Oh no, they owned it, and it’s no deep fake.

They quoted Hitler! And then doubled down

Saying they won’t let Hate Groups push them around!

John Durham was meant to put the light on

Russian meddling, which Trump said was a con.

He was gonna expose loads of corruption

In the FBI and White House… Huge Disruption!

Instead he got nothing, and doesn’t care…

Even Matt Goetz said that there’s nothing there.

The image of MAGA is all classy,

Proper and demure and never sassy…

So my oh my what a giant surprise

When on the floor of the House these two rise

And start a cat fight! Say what?! Some glitches?

Hell no my friends… MAGA’s fightin’ bitches!