Results for: August 2019


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National debt-saster

In Donnie’s unique and ridiculous way

He says the economy is beyond okay,

But then announces he’ll cut taxes again

As if there never needs to be a time when

We pay down debt and the budget is repaired.

Take a look at this link and try not to be scared…


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A maverick still

As we approach the anniversary of his loss

It’s increasingly difficult to be able to gloss

Over the stark contrast between this man

And the one in the White House with the fake tan.

McCain was a man of both substance and style

While Donnie knows only how to spew bile.


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Who responds to this?

Generally things continue to be done

When they seem to work, or are just fun.

Which begs a question about this news…

It’s just after work and you’ve had some booze
On the phone is a recording by some jerks.
You’re telling me this actually works…?!


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An unholy alliance

Evangelicals believe that they’ve been wronged

By liberals and others who have never belonged

To any God loving church or institution

Which is respectful of their resolution.

Why they like Donnie is not so clear…

But, the Religious Left must reappear.

 


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It’s just horrible

It’s his strategy, his way to win.

The plan is to destroy from within.

Make temp appointments that don’t need

Congressional approval to proceed.

Then put in place people so splendid

They think their own agencies should be ended.


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A Giant Socialist Island

Donnie loves making real estate deals

And now it seems he kinda feels

America should own the largest island!

He’s been thinking about it for a while and

I think it would truly be just great

If Trump were to buy a socialist state.


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No head of intelligence…

Our Director of Intelligence steps down today

As does his Deputy, which is not okay.

This person coordinates all 17 groups

That serve as our nation’s covert snoops.

There is no permanent replacement in sight…

A metaphor, perhaps, for our national plight?


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Well, can they babysit?

Being a parent is hard enough

No manuals to use, it can be tough.

Now it seems some ghosts are here

Which, of course, may cause some fear.

But in my recollection of those days for me

We’d be more likely to ask their hourly fee.


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You gotta see this

Simone Biles was determined, you see

To stick a triple double and make history.

It is unimaginable how you get that done –

Three twists and two flips starting from a run…

She did it and allowed a smile on her face!

A crowning achievement, earned with grace.


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Mooch better…?

An opportunist just like his old boss
The Mooch doesn’t do well with a loss.
Hard not to suspect an ulterior motive
When a guy like him finally takes note of
The full insecurity of the man he supported.
Is it Donnie – or his morals – that he’s aborted?