So it looks like it takes 400 sick and 8 dead

For the government to decide it’s time to tread

On the rights of the people to have access to

These dangerous items that are bad for you!

Vapes should be banned, they pose such a threat!

But assault rifles and ammo? Well, that you can get.

The brownface costume was a bad call,

But it was an Arabian Nights party after all…

And the baggage there is not nearly so great

As a blackface parody full of racist hate.

Still, the young PM acknowledged the facts

And apologized for his careless acts.

He’s been the franchise QB since 2005

Almost always keeping playoff hopes alive.

Bad coaching and cheap deals in the latter years

Have stained one of football’s best careers.

And then when told he’ll be on the bench

Eli behaved like a champ, a total mensch.

What better way to recruit supporters

And guarantee coverage by reporters

Than to tell all the kids it’s totally cool

If you join the cause, you can cut school!

“This completely changes things” indeed…

A million new fans of the young female Swede.

It seems young Eric gets little respect.

Which means his lies don’t go unchecked.

But that doesn’t stop him from giving it a go

And setting the partisan bar so low.

I think I would feel some shame in his shoes

What with his dad always crying about fake news…

Have to say it’s a little bit ironic
That among Ronald Reagan’s most iconic
Policy positions (which will cause our decline)
Was that budget deficits are just fine!
Now his boyhood house may collapse
From debt and deficits… yes, ironic perhaps?

As far as breaking commandments goes
Donnie is deep into its throes.
There’s the adultery and telling lies
Behavior that’s not hard to despise.
But that’s not why evangelicals are sad
It’s the cussing that makes them so mad.

Black cats are passing across our path

As we assess the debate’s aftermath.

Few are gaining traction on the Big Three

While Bernie and Liz take cuts at Joe’s knee.

But I have a hard time seeing the way

To victory for any of them on Election Day.

These humpback whales do quite a thing –

They get together each year just to sing.

Who knows what they sing about?

Love won or lost or the size of their spout…

And I wonder if they also like

To tie one on before they take the mic?

Eighteen years ago today
America was struck in a terrible way.
Planes became missiles and crashed into
The innocence of a generation or two.
Yet, even today, so few have had to make
Many sacrifices for our freedom’s sake.