There is always an exception to the rule

But a general principal I learned in school

Is that people behave in patterned format

And the circumstances needed for that

Not to be true are exceptionally rare

So Rudy’s “associates” should give us a scare.

So let’s toss this idea up in the air –

When Donnie breaks the law his base doesn’t care.

So what would happen if he is impeached

Then wins re-election despite laws he breached?

With no checks on his power we might need to pray

Since then we would feel like the Kurds do today.

Another perfect phone call and then this

Donnie throws our allies into the abyss.

While the Turks are invited to a party in DC

And Istanbul’s Trump Hotel operates carefree.

So I guess Erdogan will no longer be hidin’

All the dirt he must have on Joe Biden…

Back when this plan was first announced

Our military and allies roundly trounced

Any hope it could lead somewhere good.

Jim Mattis resigned to show where he stood.

So it seems the message to our allies and friends

Is that we are now where trust in America ends.

One would think the point of higher learning

Is to scratch the itch of human yearning

To understand the things we do not now

To till our fields with the wisdom plough.

So to silence other voices, especially in a college

Is simply to abandon the quest for knowledge.

Back when he ran for the highest office

Rick Perry stuck his head inside his orifice

When he could not remember the elusive name

Of the third federal agency he thought was lame.

But that will be nothing compared to the fuss

Now that Donnie has thrown him under the bus.

In the category of consequences unintended

This delightful case is really just splendid.

The President declined to come on strong

Or even to say that he thinks it’s wrong

For countries to meddle with our election.

And now he’s the Iranian hackers’ selection.

What good is having a brand new friend

Who can’t help in a pinch to bring on the end

Of political rivals and the democratic process?!

Donnie must be having some bad Bro stress…

Meanwhile, hats off to the Borowitz Report!

The best antidote to Trump outside of court.

Can’t say the dude doesn’t double down!

But wow, this one really takes the crown.

Donnie has asked that China join the fun

And investigate what the Biden’s have done.

He says they did something very bad there.

What exactly goes on beneath that hair…?

When it comes to enforcement I can’t disagree

Gators and snakes would definitely make me

Stop dead in my tracks and hit pause.

Slithering and venom and nasty claws!

But too late to confine that just to a moat

When it seems all of DC is in that boat…