I have to imagine that three months ago

He’d never heard the words “quid pro quo.”

And now he thinks they have the same ring

As that word “collusion” in the Russia thing.

But he beat that word in a magnificent fight!

And these words, too, will go down, alright…

So this is South Dakota’s campaign

To try and stop the runaway train

Of Meth addiction in that state

Which is climbing at a scary rate.

No wonder, too, when leaders pick

A slogan like this to do the trick…!

When it comes to matters of public health

Donnie takes it as seriously as his own wealth.

He was quick to speak on the dangers of vaping

And promised strict regulations, no escaping.

But it would make his base pissed, it became clear,

And the health of his campaign is a bit more dear.

Families have it hard enough

Just dealing with life can be tough.

Tending to the usual tasks of the day

Can be highly stressful in many a way.

So rarely if ever do things seem placid…

But man it’s worse when the family’s on acid.

Take a photo you can find anywhere

And the truth can soon be in disrepair

By simply making up crap on social media

Which acts as today’s encyclopedia.

How can people be so small-minded

And eagerly allow the truth to be blinded?

When you call yourself a “Dirty Trickster”

And boast about the time you fixed her

Lying and disrespecting the Secretary of State

And fueling a base that warms up to hate

I’d have to imagine that one of your fears

Is to be found guilty by a jury of your peers.

A curious headline, given all factors

Since this show is filled with many actors

Inside and outside the hearing room

Selling us their different visions of doom.

I think they’re all just trying to work us…

And if you elect some clowns, expect a circus.

An unusual surprise from the Supreme Court

Allowing families of victims to storm the fort!

A great solution and the most effective way –

Let markets be accountable, come what may.

As the right-leaning court allows this to go

It might deal gun advocates their biggest blow.

Trapped in a meeting that feels like jail

Time seems to move like an injured snail.

Then you look back to your life’s first dawn

And next thing you know, decades are gone.

But don’t think paying this crazy price to track it

Can make time any more precious as you lack it.

It’s not very hard to be confused

And all the data can leave you bruised.

If global warming is the problem at hand

Why’s the Polar Vortex hitting our land?

Turns out they’re linked by a protective cape,

Heat pulls away threads letting cold escape.