It doesn’t seem that hard, really.

And makes all our leaders look kinda silly.

These folks are objective and concerned

They like Trump, but don’t want to be burned.

If an impeachable offense has indeed occurred

Then let’s see the evidence – or else it’s absurd.

Of course it’s satire, but oh so good

And part of me thinks that maybe he would

Say yes to this offer, it would be a great deal!

If only… if only… it were actually real…

Everyone would get their desires filled.

Donnie makes money and we can rebuild.

Anonymous writers are making a choice

To hide their identity but not their voice.

Sometimes they do this for their own protection

Or to try to expand their literary connection.

But there is another reason we can add:

When what they write is just plain bad.

Can’t say I’m a fan of Big Bad Bill

Who seems to believe that an AG will

Do better to give Donnie a nice solution

Than to uphold the US Constitution.

So whoa, hang on, what have we here!

Does he want to make his conscience clear?

The Giants were up by 6 (shoulda been 7)

Which this year meant fans were in heaven.

When a black cat all of a sudden appears

Running routes down the field not seen in years.

Then New York lost, so was the cat bad luck,

Or is it simply just that the Giants suck?

POTUS and Biden are not peas in a pod.

That there’s only one of each, I really thank God.

They are far apart in most every way.

And may not even agree on the time of day.

But in one way they’re similar, now we know.

Donnie’s handwork here looks a lot like Joe!

Sometimes I really have to wonder

If common sense is going asunder.

Or is it just me who’s being uptight

And things like this are actually alright?

But given the number of shootings in school

Auctioning guns there seems pretty uncool.

If there’s one president who appeals to Donnie

It would have to be his fellow actor Ronnie

Whose simple question set politics aglow:

“Are you better off now than four years ago?”

But that might not be the current guy’s game

There’s an even split: better, worse, and the same.

I’ve heard people say he’s a “dilletante”

But honestly that just makes me want

To know what the heck that word means

‘Cuz it’s the kind of word used by college deans.

Whatever the case this news is good

He’s a lightweight dude in the wrong neighborhood.

He’s a dedicated public servant

So I don’t want to be too fervent

In showing support to have him go

And let some new blood run the show.

But Colbert is right when he points out

Joe can’t keep his foot out of his snout.