The Commander in Chief had a sore heel

And gave some doctor a very good deal

To keep him out of the military draft –

Which most would agree is pure graft.

Without mandatory conscription for all

Declaring war is a moral squall.

Yup, it can cause some problems for sure.

Drinking at its worst can be the lure

For people to do things remarkably dumb

And make their brains go utterly numb.

But before we say it’s fully depraved,

How many lives has alcohol saved…?

And another classic story of young love…

Bright eyed and hopeful they give a shove

To the baggage that comes with their roots

In a family that specializes in public disputes.

But perhaps they’ll realize one fateful day

It’s much better to fix things than run away.

Impeachment and missiles, what a mess…

So how about news to lower the stress?

Looks like some progress has been made

In that lethal battle, with many lives paid.

Cancer has killed us far more than war –

Hopefully we’ll see many victories more.

What does it mean to be of a gender?

Some, in their own, feel like a pretender.

Yes, that’s a terrible situation for sure…

And thankfully medicine offers a cure.

But does it remove all of nature’s gifts?

A transitioned athlete may get some lifts.

Today is the day three Wise Men arrived

And found Baby Jesus had really thrived.

Keeping time with the Drummer Boy,

Rocking his role as the world’s first goy!

And what about those gifts they brought?!

Certainly more than just a nice thought…

This poor kid just can’t get a break…

He’s got the name, for heaven’s sake!

What more do they want, the GOP?

I mean why not Eric, or even Tiffany?!

Ivanka and Junior get all the glory…

But dynasties usually are a bad story.

So even the Pope can get a little testy

But he rectified the issue like a bestie.

Of course it helps to have a direct line

To the God of All, the Savior Divine.

But even then you must have the desire

To say “I’m sorry” without being a liar.

TR is a legend and my favorite of men,

And did what was right again and again.

He said walk lightly but with a big stick

Pretty much the opposite of being a

Brash and loud tool making demands…

The behavior of a guy with small hands.

When you first hear it you think it’s a prank

A journalist spinning the metaphor crank.

Wily predators in search of weak prey

Swarm Donnie’s golf course, every day!

But no, in fact, these coyotes are real…

And they seem to get the Art of the Deal.