He already said “There was NO collusion!”

So Donnie’s innocence is no illusion.

Strange then that he would take this approach

When he so wants to be above reproach.

But when pardons are handed out with glee

Why not continue this swamp-filling spree?

An existential issue without a doubt!

Which makes more questions only sprout…

Like what about almond and oat milk too?

What do they have to say to you?

I like these products and they’re in style,

But it’s good to poke fun every once in a while.

The battle is raging over etiquette on a plane

Should you be able to recline, or is that insane?

For me, I always feel a little bad when I do it

Which is not very often, there’s something to it.

Yes the reclining seat is an annoying concoction,

But if it’s not allowed then don’t give the option.

I think there’s an important lesson here
Justice left unserved could very well veer
Towards vigilantes and goons to make things right
Which should give us all a bit of a fright.
It’s one thing it it happens in major league ball
And another altogether on the Washington Mall.

For sure Donnie could not care less,

The liberal Northeast does not give him stress.

But all the same it’s sure fun to see

A GOP governor set himself free

From that strange spell that has been cast

On most all Republicans, first to last.

Valentine’s Day is here once again

With its pressure to be like Barbie and Ken.

There are plenty of reasons why it sucks –

Everything costs like a million bucks!

But there is one different side to the story,

For me it’s worthwhile, because of Lorrie…

I can’t say this comes as a big surprise…

It can be pretty scary as the blade flies

Round and round, just a bit overhead

Always made me think – if it splits, I’m dead.

So the Safety Commission has saved the day!

And people think government has lost its way…

This film is not always so easy to watch

But its treatment of the topic is top notch.

Parkland was struck by a terrible crime,

The deadliest school shooting of our time.

After Sandy Hook we said guns won’t survive.

Mass shootings since then? 2,375…

Lord only knows how it happened so fast

But email and voice are a thing of the past.

Watching our youth as they tap tap tap

The “phone” on their phone is the least used app!

So inexperience makes their manners go flat…

But what excuse do the rest of us have for that?

So this guy decides to bike around the world

Not knowing into what dangers he’ll be hurled.

And just to make it a bit more of a mission

He chose to include one crazy addition –

A unicycle! Not a bike with two wheels…

I shudder to think how his butt feels.