Four years ago was the unlikely sight

Of Donnie’s slow-moving escalator flight.

Most people laughed, it seemed so surreal

But it turns out he was able to gain appeal.

Could another (real) billionaire pull this off,

Or has the category now made voters scoff?

Well it certainly would be quite bizarre,

Perhaps the ultimate spin by far,

If Donnie were able to use this disaster

As a way to sure up his election faster.

Who but him could come up with a plot

For a global pandemic to help him a lot?

Perhaps the mystery is not so profound

Why democrats are spinning all around.

But it seems the strategy they’re now taking

Is an awfully big mistake in the making…

They’ve seen that extremes can rally a base

But America is simply not a socialist place.

Dr. Doolittle cared for some unusual beasts

And now in this time of political feasts

I’m reminded of one that seems apropos

Because it’s an animal that really could not go

In one clear direction knowing its way.

The PushMePullYou is like the Dems today…

We live in a time of instant satisfaction

With social media always causing a distraction

By showcasing lives that you’re not leading

And giving your FOMO a big force-feeding.

But why it is better is not very clear

If it simply takes longer for photos to appear.

You don’t have to look very far afield
To understand the power Trump will wield.
Whatever the cause, whatever the reason
He will make us believe that this is treason.
The Dems have been prepping for over three years
And the first night of the fight has ended in tears.

Just so that we’re absolutely clear

About what is really going on here

Mice were given psychedelic drugs

Since they were taking too many slugs

Of booze that made them a bit unruly

And tripping solves that problem truly.

It somehow feels quite unsurprising,
A lingerie company has scandals rising.
It’s the big men at the top who set the scene
Men who were friends with Jeffrey Epstein…
What could possibly go wrong as these guys write checks
In a company that sells the image of sex?

Interesting to watch how this evolved
And to see how now it will be resolved.
The Dems have once again proved useless,
Their attempts to win anything sorta fruitless.
The GOP chose to make a radical cut:
Yeah he’s guilty, but ya know, so what?