Results for: August 2020


Source: USA Today

Stocking the Swamp

Birds of a feather flock together

So it’s not really a matter of whether

Corruption is rampant in Donnie’s crew

That much we know for a fact is true,

It’s just how high the swamps now rise,

To the Oval Office would be no surprise…


Source: The Daily Mail

Just Horrible

This can hardly come as a surprise,

The topic is quick to generate lies.

With powerful men and naïve girls

A sordid scene too often unfurls.

To think these men knew not the deal

Is simply preposterous and unreal.


Source: The Financial Times

Virtual Saviours

There’s not a lot to be glad about today

Things are falling apart and it’s not okay.

So who would have thought a ray of light

Could slice the pandemic’s dark of night

And help those who need community most

To manage demons and stop getting dosed.


Source: The New York Post

Doggone It

He’s building nukes and a rocket launcher.

Support from tyrants couldn’t be stauncher.

His people are miserable and underfed

Leading lives in darkness, full of dread.

But this, this may be the worst of the worse…

Banning man’s best friend, such an ugly curse.


Source: The Washington Post

Refuge no more

Gas is plentiful and prices are low

So why in the world is this a go?

Perhaps it’s true that not many of us

Will see this land so far above us.

But it was made a “refuge” for a reason

Pimping it for money feels like treason.


Source: The New York Times

Yeah, and…?

Why is this story considered news,

And trying to cast unfavorable views?

Is it such a stretch of the imagination

That a cop would respond to a situation

Sometimes with fun, and it succeeded,

And sometimes with force as was needed?


Source: The New York Times

F Up at the FBI

Given all that is truly disastrous

With Donnie and his classless

Way of governing the United States

Why would you go and tempt the Fates

With lies about the damage done

And let him feel he’s morally won?


Source: The Washington Post

A River Runs Through It

You can’t say the guy doesn’t double down
No matter if it’s the worst idea in town.
A “floating wall” seems less than ideal
Especially when it is made of steel.
But nothing is too crazy to save law and order
When there’s SUCH a threat south of the border.


Source: The New York Post

Thank You!

Kudos to the editors of the NY Post

For being integrity’s lonely host!

If Donnie wants to win a second term

Then try not to make the voters squirm

With ugly attacks on stupid topics…

Even if your base loves those optics.


Source: The Hill

Yeah? So what?

With the manner of a poisonous eel,
And a wounded look to close the deal,
Tucker Carlson was in his best form
Peddling venom in a hateful storm
Of disrespect that lacks all class
And could only come from a horse’s ass.