However sanctimonious Tucker may be

And he’s very sanctimonious, believe me…

And however hypocritical may be his claim

That Fox alone has absolutely no blame

In peddling falsehoods far and wide,

Still, with this, he’s on the right side.

Once there was a man with honor and grit,

Who turned into a steaming pile of

Lies and conspiracies and intent to deceive…

Hungry for press or does he really believe?

Either way he now carries the ugly baton

For the disgusting world of QAnon.

Turns out the Leader of the Free World

May have his Twitter rights sorta hurled

Once he leaves office and becomes

Just another one of the bums.

Odd that Twitter keeps the public chained,

But world leaders can lie unrestrained.

Nothing quite says integrity more

Than blatantly settling a personal score

With the White House raining down hell

On your own guy for doing his job well.

Yes this sends a message, loud and clear…

Donnie’s loss is something to cheer!

The reality of our political situation

Is that we really are a purple nation.

A few more Dems across the land

But clearly it’s a very tight band.

I hope this helps our politicians know

That compromise is the way to go.

No love lost between Donnie and Vanity Fair!

And neither feels compelled to clear the air.

But I have to say that a headline such as this

Really is more than a little remiss.

However horrible you may think him to be

Changing the tone of our discourse is key.

Zoom and Peloton and Netflix and DoorDash,

Rinse and repeat, and sure grow that mustache.

Angry politicians and cable news news news…

Could it be my neighbor really holds those views?

Wet markets and testing and you do what online?!

Well, whatever… thank God there’s been wine.

The DHS is a formidable institution

That gives the nation its security solution.

It receives $92 billion dollars per year

To prevent all threats, present and clear.

Its protection of the election does show

That Donnie, dude, it’s time to go.

You know when something is really hard to do?

So huge rewards are offered to incentivize you?

Like bringing in the guy who’s impossible to catch

(Or finding the perfect date on Match…).

Rather than proving it’s rampant and persists

It would seem he’s saying no fraud exists.

It’s kind of insane that this really happened

But on radio Bannon did lay out the map and

Say Fauci must die, and he did espouse

That his head be staked outside the White House!

This coming from the former senior advisor to

The very President himself, yes you know who…