The world is certainly seeming upside down…

Even Fox is trying not to let its viewers drown

In the wave of insanity from the Trump campaign

And its slithering surrogates – where is that drain?

If Donnie continues to spread doubt and mistrust

He will succeed in making America combust.

Arizona may not be the deciding state

But that it played a big role is just great!

John McCain was Arizona’s great hero

A total patriot, more tough than DeNiro.

At the polls, the people made their pick…

So you might think twice about being a dick.

The color of districts on an electoral map

Is more than a little bit of a mindgame trap.

It shows red or blue, however the party did fare

But it doesn’t account for the total votes there.

This graphic presents a more relevant face:

The number of people who voted in each place.

Many people today are feeling downcast,

But for more in America it’s a total blast!

Four years of chaos and insults and slurs

From a petulant man who so constantly blurs

The truth on Twitter that he’s made us tired,

So hell yes, Donnie, guess what? You’re fired!

My friends at the news desk of the NY Post

Have an awesome way of getting the most

Out of every headline that they write

Putting tough issues out there in plain sight.

Here they dismiss the now fading roar

Of the President’s son calling for civil war…

How on earth could it be the case

That these guys aren’t bright red in the face?

Polling today is little more than a farce!

You have to have your head up your arse

If you believe what comes from such work.

Will companies really pay for that murk?!

Donnie likes to compare himself to Abe…

He also likes to grab any babe.

Who knows how Lincoln treated a lady

But we sure know this comparison is shady.

Honest Abe worked to unify the nation

While Donnie still peddles mass alienation.

As if it isn’t infuriating enough…

The Electoral College can be pretty tough.

You can lose the popular vote and win

But now there’s another bit of spin…

It’s also possible that delegates there

Go rogue and vote however they dare.

If there’s one thing in the Tri-State area

Which is guaranteed to cause hysteria

It’s messing with the flow of traffic,

No matter what your demographic.

So it’s little surprise that Donnie’s base

Thought this would help him win the race.

One thing you learn right off the bat

When you become a parent is that

There is no manual for this job

But expect judgment from the mob.

So you want to know if it’s okay?

Kick him out for sure, I say!