Donnie has fought many battles in life

And promised as President to end armed strife.

He was not so successful in that pursuit

But at least one initiative did bear fruit…

With this federal holiday also comes this:

Finally an end to the war on Christmas!

I definitely need a little help with this one.

It’s not my style to want to dismiss one,

But it seems to me that she’s got a point.

Don’t want to knock people out of joint,

But even if you support transgender rights

Won’t playing fields be tilted to unfair heights?

In case you haven’t been paying attention

Now would be a good time to mention

That we’re seriously screwed, as you will see

Because self-serving greed is on a spree.

These “news” networks are quite clearly insane.

They simply peddle lies for financial gain.

Of Supreme Court justices, three of the nine

Were appointed by Donnie who calls them “mine.”

They unanimously shut down the ludicrous case

Brought to nullify Pennsylvania’s presidential race.

If THIS court has ruled that the results must stand

Then for God’s sake admit that you’ve been canned!

Seventy-nine years ago on this day

America was forced to enter the fray

Of the second world war in a generation.

By the end we had earned global veneration.

What would those who ignored their own need

Think of our leaders today, all driven by greed?

If you think about it for just a little while

It would be the perfect addition to his file.

He’s not one to do things like other folks

And thinks everything intellectual is a hoax.

So it’s easy to imagine that this nutty boaster

Would scrap the library for a rollercoaster.

I mean, the guy is definitely New York bred!

A fact that those of us from there dread.

But imagine the balls to pick up the phone

And tell the governor of Georgia to act alone

To reverse the will of the people of his state!

It’s straight up gangsta he wants to emulate.

How could it possibly be the case today

That Pence would throw all reason away?

The last four years he’s choked back vomit

Riding along on Trump’s MAGA comet.

But now that the end is most certainly here

What black magic is killing his future career?

On the one hand voting is filled with fraud

And the entire process is nothing to applaud.

So why bother casting a vote at the polls

When it’s governed by corrupt Deep State trolls?

On the other hand it would be very nice they think,

If Georgia’s voters didn’t let their majority shrink.

Perhaps what it takes is a groundswell of fear

For republicans everywhere to finally see clear

The incredible damage that is being done

By Donnie’s pathetic claims that he won.

Red and Blue patriots protecting democracy

Are risking their lives fighting autocracy.