Results for: January 2021


Source: Associated Press

All the signals were there

The paste has been squeezed out of the tube

By all the Republicans who wanted to lube

Their ties with Donnie, that monumental prick

Who has managed to pull off this massive trick

Duping the masses like every tyrant has done

So that now we’ll all come face to face with a gun.


Source: The New Yorker

But the anti-vaxxers…

Even if more than sixty days apart

I think two doses really does seem smart.

This sickness must be pushed out of our ‘hood,

And we have to be sure it’s put down for good.

The challenge of course, to prevent further harm,

Is to get it into the “right” type of arm.


Source: The New York Times

What did you expect?

It sneaks up on you quickly, that’s for sure

When you’ve tolerated lies as a cure

And then you realize one terrible day

That there simply isn’t any possible way

To reverse the damage that’s been done

And you’re in the crosshairs of that loaded gun.


Source: The Financial Times

Global Mute Button

What a bold move by a large tech giant!

Donnie has been entirely reliant

On Twitter to distribute his unfiltered lies

A place where his voice has lived and now dies.

Some say it’s a move coming too late

But better now than spreading more hate.


Source: The Wall Street Journal

Penny short, day late

These Cabinet members who have resigned

Are cynical and pathetic, they were not blind.

But there is one resignation that would matter…

The one that would come from the Mad Hatter.

Here the Wall Street Journal is calling for that!

Fat chance it will happen, not from this rat.


Source: The New York Post

America the (not so) beautiful

It was an unusual day in American history…

But doesn’t strike me as much of a mystery.

Rome is burning as our top leadership rots,

Fueled by self-interest and conspiracy plots.

Such that now a guy at the Capitol’s door

Looks like he just looted a Dollar Store.


Source: The Guardian

What’s wrong with this picture?

This photo seems to capture it all!

The whitest dude possible has the gall

To wear a shirt saying “Blacks for Trump”

While Donnie unloads another dump.

And wide-eyed women take it all in,

Do they have any clue what a lie it’s been?


Source: Axios

Whatever it takes

Dominion intends to go on the offensive

And make threats to democracy very expensive.

The reckless claims which these people nourish

Cannot be allowed to take root and flourish.

So if people don’t seem to care what they say

Then by all means a lawsuit should make them pay.


Source: The Washington Post

Wow

Truly what is most clear in his feat

Is that Donnie doesn’t miss a beat.

He’s spent decades now perfecting his trade

Strong-arming people to drink the Kool Aid.

Never mind if it’s legal when it’s his biz

And it sure shows what a spoiled brat he is.


Source: The New York Post

We’re probably good

If any aliens swung by in 2017

And took a good luck at the DC scene

I’d say that we have very little to fret

For surely they have a process to vet

Those new worlds that have some worth

From the chaos they found on planet Earth.