No matter what your opinion of porn

This is a path the company will mourn.

Sexual content is all that it’s got…

Blank screens just really aren’t all that hot.

I mean, so I am told, what would I know?!

It’s just that’s what I’ve heard, so…

“Aid shmaid,” says the Taliban leadership…

“We’ll connect to the High Times readership!

Who needs your cash and rules that restrict us?”

Because they’ve got the goods that addict us.

Hard to imagine how it could be worse.

That part of the world is a Western curse.

So here’s a fun fact to add to their myth

Which alters their reputation, herewith…

The Vikings may have been quite progressive,

Or at least unafraid of being expressive!

Their leaders revered strength and great splendor,

And some of them may have been transgender.

The withdrawal still is a disaster

And Biden was not a good forecaster.

But how it went down does support his case

The Afghan soldiers did an about face.

Despite all the training they kinda blow…

Too bad we missed that twenty years ago.

Taliban terrorists have taken control

And it’s a colossal mess, on the whole.

But one interesting note at this hour

Is that when they sacked the halls of power

They looked quite orderly in their pix

Quite the contrast from January 6…

Perhaps it’s correct we should not be there.

But withdrawing was done on a wing and a prayer.

What a disgrace and a tragedy too

This is not what America should do.

Our Afghan allies were left high and dry

Our very own citizens could still die.

Say what you will about this GOP head,

But he is not the sharpest tool in the shed.

He tried to be clever and made this shirt,

Thought he’d be throwing legitimate dirt.

Quite the message that his campaign hung on!

How I would love to see him wear one on…

I generally think Newt’s a pompous prick

Among the first to turn the dirty trick

Of wrapping the flag around intention

Designed only for his own ascension.

But on this I agree, one hundred percent –

Highlight athletes who are proud to represent.

It’s no wonder there’s been backlash building

For most Bobos life’s coated with gilding.

Yet they throw out big words to help the poor

And they come across as a massive bore.

Perhaps you have a different point of view?

Doesn’t matter to them, they’re better than you!

It’s surely a dish that can heat me up!

But here’s a storm brewing in a tea cup.

For me the issue is I love the food

But it makes my head sweat! Kind of crude…

Canceling curry? Give me a break.

This type of woke will cause a headache.