It’s pretty hard to score a perfect game

Rolling strikes through every frame.

But that’s what a devoted son tried

After his father who loved bowling died.

With his dad’s ashes stuffed into the ball

He knocked every pin down and took it all.

People complain about bad reporting

Not enough truth and too much distorting.

The press never intends to bare it all

And if not convenient won’t share it all.

Can’t say the same for this correspondent!

Who’s interviewee was quite respondent…

Here’s a guy fully driven by passion

Who was dealt by life an unfair ration.

He started losing his sight at thirteen

And by his thirties he saw a blank screen.

But that did not stop him from his love

These skateboard tricks are a cut above.

I really love Europe, yes quite a lot

But not because it’s better, it is not.

It is just different, with great things to do

But it seems there are some parallels too…

Who are all these nuts that still fail to see

The vaccine is what gives you liberty?

It can’t really get much better than this!
Only politics could be so amiss…
It’s true that Cuomo has problems galore
And given Trump’s rap sheet you could be sore
That he waltzed away with no consequence
While Cuomo’s career teeters on the fence.

Yes, Jim Clyburn is a big reason why

Biden was able to make Trump fans cry.

He has fought tooth and nail for the center:

Keep the far left at bay, do not enter.

Whether or not it’s politically smart

It certainly is a good place to start.

If he were republican, well let’s see…

His whole party would cry “Hypocrisy!”

They would lash out and say it’s all fake news

Then trash the women and say it’s a ruse.

It’s just a shame that that’s how they play it,

While dems think the right thing and then say it.

It’s true I like to make fun of this state

But only because of all its live bait…

I mean, c’mon, now sharks in canals?!

It gives us the best in the best locales.

But this issue is real and it’s quite sad

Pollution in Florida is just bad.

Not long ago I wrote a few rhymes

About the impressive number of times

Florida beat back covid infections

While disregarding healthcare objections.

Now the tide has turned quite severely

But has anything changed all that clearly?

Credit can help build something secure

But too often is careless, that’s for sure.

Instant gratification is what it can buy

And no matter how hard people may try

Their means and desires have a huge gap

Which will now be fueled by another app.