Results for: September 2021


Source: The Guardian

Not rich grandparents

Didn’t mean that to be a spoiler alert

Since no doubt we’ll find some political dirt.

So if you were thinking “That’s not so nice…”

The truth will surely not make you think twice.

So how about that! Say, whad’ya know?

The largest recipients of Big Pharma’s dough!


Source: The Washington Post

Forget the apples…

Constant pursuit of the fountain of youth
Leads to ideas of questionable truth.
But this is one we should surely float
Since it certainly strikes a personal note…
Turns out that maybe it’s a rhyme a day
That will help you keep the doctor away.


Source: The New York Post

Outrageous

Justice for J6, isn’t that just quaint?
Makes a hoodlum seem like a saint…
How can any of this look like fake news?
What poison is used to influence views?
What happened that day is one big disgrace
And the GOP has egg on its face.


Source: The New York Times

Sacre bleu

While it’s always fun to needle the French

Especially about their military bench

It’s also painful to watch the blunders

Of foreign policy that simply plunders

All goodwill and bonds formed over the years

I hope there’s a reason that allays these fears.

 


Source: The Economist

And no messy diapers

Cows don’t think much about where they should “go”

And most typically will just let it flow.

That, in turn, creates nitrous oxide –

Fun to breath! But the planet gets fried.

So here’s a solution while they roam…

But what will happen when the cows come home?


Source: The Huffington Post

Either way, pretty funny

So Trump believes we’ll be gone in three years…

But might run again since he has no peers.

Will society end because he runs?

And we’ll again have to hear from his sons?

Or will he run to rule the nothing left?

At least he can’t claim electoral theft.


Source: CNN

On the one hand

It did really seem Trump was unstable…

And if Milley was willing and able

To protect protocols for waging war

Well that is in line with the oath he swore.

But if he back-channeled with the Chinese

That could be a dangerous power seize.


Source: The New York Times

Political hypocrisy, again

Guess who mandates lots’o vaccination?

Yup, every single state in the nation.

Have some kids and want them to go to school?

They must be vaxed for disease, it’s the rule.

Tetanus, polio, mumps and measles…

But covid…? Those tyrannical weasels!


Source: The Epoch Times

In Unity is Strength

Listen to the words of this warrior

There couldn’t be a better courier.

He’s the Navy SEAL who killed Osama

Under direct orders from Obama.

Not a victory for the right or the left,

It was protecting a nation bereft.


Source: Sky News

Never Forget

I remember exactly where I was…

When tragedy strikes hard, it’s what one does.

The morning was lovely in NYC

Without any hint of what was to be.

The memories remain a bit surreal…

All those lives shattered like the twisted steel.