Looking at the stats does make you wonder

How can we feel like we’re slipping under?

In so many ways things are going great,

But the Democrats can’t communicate…

Trump was the master of empty bold claims

Team Blue gets it done but goes down in flames.

It seems absence makes the heart grow fonder…

Look at all these folks from over yonder!

They’re always willing to take a few swipes

But deep down they just love those stars and stripes.

The ocean has served as a darn big wall

But the tourists are back now, one and all.

What goes around comes around, so they say

And ‘ole Mitch McConnell has had his day.

He famously said that his prime mission

Was to stop Obama under any condition.

Now his failure to be a real leader

Ensures he’ll remain a bottom feeder.

It’s a slightly annoying kind of headline
But Sleepy Joe’s bill beat the deadline.
Donnie had boasted about getting it done
But it was not a victory he ever won.
So kudos to Biden for this success
And his work to start fixing this big mess.

The system is working as it should.

Trump was thrown out because he’s no good.

The Dems then strayed too far to the left

And were spanked at the polls, now bereft.

It’s working the way it was meant to be

In a functioning democracy.

Perhaps down the road we’ll look super bad
Cuz it might cause problems we hadn’t had.
But for now the vax is our best way out
Yet still people complain, they scream and shout.
They take shots for everything, like the flu
Then insist that this one is bad for you.

By most accounts it was a shellacking.

What we did not see was folks attacking

The integrity of the elections

Or the character of our selections.

The people voted and made their choices.

Results were accepted with adult voices.

It can hardly come as a big surprise

That humans yearn to see the skies

And would prefer to spend most of their days

In a natural place with the sun’s golden rays.

Businesses are now adopting the trend

Just to retain their talent, in the end.

However appealing the rule may have been

It’s truly atrocious and likely a sin

That the governing body of a sports league

Mandated such rules with no hint of fatigue.

Finally they realize, after a law suit

Mandating bikinis,  it’s not so cute.

Access to water is quickly decreasing

But demand for it is simply unceasing.

Economic development and climate change

Are making the situation strange.

As population booms and need expands

Wars will be fought for all the wetlands.