I’m not a huge fan of Governor Ron

And there are better things to spend money on.

But damn this is funny, let’s give him that

Even if he looks like a spoiled brat.

Sending illegals to Barack and Joe

Would be an amusing act in the show.

The only thing that is more outrageous,

And very far from being courageous,

Than blocking rights of citizens to vote

Is giving folks that right straight off the boat!

Only our citizens should have a voice

In casting ballots for leadership choice.

I’m sure that I’m old and just don’t get it

Which is fine by me, since this? Forget it!

Imagine spending thousands of dollars

On virtual jewelry and fur collars…

I’m hard-pressed to think of something more lame.

Is this not just a simple con game?

When this mumbo jumbo makes its escape

From Ivory Towers and the elite liberal tape

And is heard by folks whom it addresses

These dumb made-up words have no successes.

Add “womyn” and “herstory” to the list!

Moralistic drama makes people pissed.

The echo chamber may be the issue!

Things that are said – not worth toilet tissue –

On these cable programs, both left and right,

Are then repeated and cause a big fight.

So few people watch these terrible shows

Let their comments slip into silent death throes.

I grew up in a big liberal city

At a time when things were pretty gritty.

Guns seemed to cause more problems than answers

But I still get why they have advancers.

This, however, is beyond all reason…

As we bury more kids this shooting season.

I met Bob Dole at a convention

He was a straight shooter, no pretension.

A wounded warrior, battle hardened

His gruff demeanor easily pardoned.

He was conservative with a big heart.

We sure need more people to play that part.

The “D-Trip” is meant to elect new Dems

But right now is only giving some gems

To any person who uses her brain

And sees the absurdity of this chain…

Does anyone think that this gas price might

Solve the problems that keep us up at night?

It just goes to show what I’ve always thought…

That these cats today are easily bought.

I’ve never trusted those aloof felines

With their careful steps and sun-filled reclines.

Turns out they peddle misinformation!

Purring away as they take down the nation.

Sure I get it about brotherly love
But good Lord help us from up above!
These folks could not be any more detached
With entitlement and hubris nearly unmatched.
Use government… Use media… That’s just fine!
“Why not use it all to take what’s not mine?!”