Well the world is surely a crazy place
Making it more so is media’s ace.
What a headline we have before us here!
Though war is averted no cause to cheer…
Since the CLIMATE will kill us, which will suck.
And about that Porsche, you’re isht out of luck!

There are many reasons why this can be…

Like stimulus bucks to infinity.

Or perhaps entitlement plays a role…

People take what they can, on the whole.

Or maybe it IS a lack of ambition…

And American leadership is in transition.

So Melania auctioned her NFT…

Of course it was as shady as can be.

Wash trading the “asset” to pump its worth

She wanted to add some financial girth.

But turns out the only buyer she had

Was she herself… which is you know, so sad!

Perhaps this warrants a little review…

So this Russian skater, a doped up shrew,

Somehow is allowed to participate

By the IOC which says she can skate.

But neither she nor any of the field

Will be given medals that victories yield.

Yes, roses are red and violets are blue,
And indeed that rhymes well with “I Love You…”
But that isn’t close, not even a start,
To reflecting what’s really in my heart.
Happy Valentines Day to my soulmate…
Sweetheart, life with you is simply great!

Workplace romances can be really tough,

As if one or the other is not enough!

So this raises a question, it’s not clear…

If you’re working remotely and not near

To any other folks in the office

Can you have fun without being cautious?

So here’s a preacher who seems to dislike

All these fantasy books and how they strike

At the core of all that’s good in mankind

With evil demons and the morally blind.

Though burning books seems pretty dumb to me

If that’s what he likes why not leave him be?

Running for president there is a rule…

Say what you must to the fringe, that is cool.

But once in office then you will enter

The zone which must govern to the center.

Biden has done the opposite of that

While everything he does has fallen flat.

The idea here is not so complex

And mostly asks us to rethink the specs.

Sheryl Crow pretty much got it before

It’s not all about the pursuit of more.

Happiness comes from liking what you got.

But… don’t chances improve if that’s a lot?

Mitch might be the very best in the game

Though I think that brings less honor than shame.

Even still he’s doing what’s right for now

And challenging his party’s sacred cow.

If that continues for another day

Is frankly something that’s hard to say.