The headline is true but misses the point

Barr ALSO said Trump could go to the Joint

If in fact he did what he seems to have done

And taken these docs when he was on the run

Clearing out of the White House, in a hurry

After his failed coup forced him to scurry.

Once in a while you know how they feel,

When life can just seem like an endless wheel.

You plod along doing the best you can

And then next thing you know, oh man oh man

You’re back where you started, nothing has changed…

And everything feels just a bit deranged.

I guess that’s the thing about throwing rocks

S#!t’s gonna break, it’s the School of Hard Knocks.

Elon’s for sure innovative as hell

But about his style? Doesn’t sit well.

Maybe aim before pulling the trigger?

Cuz it sure seems all his problems got bigger.

What can we say about the House Speaker?

Some may argue she made us all weaker

With partisan lines that she drew in blood

And attacking the right like a hot SCUD.

But she’s a patriot, of that I’m sure

If maybe not always very demure…

I still won’t rule out a Trump victory parade

But some of these cuts need a good Band Aid.

Ivanka bowed out – still loves her daddy…

But can’t let the Kushners be his caddie.

Then the Scum of the Swamp strikes a low blow!

Matt Gaetz of all people is a no show…

Tonight, as promised, we’re supposed to hear

Trump’s “Big Announcement,” but it’s just not clear

What he’s announcing or what he’ll do…

Ha ha! Yeah right! Like we don’t have a clue.

But perhaps there’s more hope growing out there

That the GOP may have a new heir.

Well finally he has something smart to say…

Yes, Josh Hawley, from Insurrection Day!

There’re few things in life about which I’m sure

But I have to believe this will endure:

Until he escapes his Satanic curse

Whatever he’s thinking will be much worse.

I mean, how long before it’s a show?

Hollywood is drooling… greenlight, let’s go!

What sort of tension and colorful fun

Could unravel with coeds and a nun?!

And great stories told too, that may impart

Some thoughtful lessons to tug at the heart.

This isn’t as wacky as it appears
And does not prey on vulnerable fears.
Instead it creates new memories for all
Not some Ouija Board seance to hear the dead’s call.
If videos and photos help you grieve
Then AI can help heal when loved ones leave.

However much I’m really enjoying

The way that Fox News has started toying

With the fragile ego of 45

And watching Trump’s meltdown happen live,

It all fails to note a very sad truth:

His mad base will still fill the voting booth.