Another spectacular turn of fate

For the current and former Heads of State.

Sleepy Joe forgot about classified files

Found in his office with other stockpiles…

Only one thing is certain about this dump:

It means they aren’t going to prosecute Trump!

The world looks to us for some direction

To bring democracy to perfection

So can we have any sort of surprise

That the chaos created by Trump’s lies

Would be exported to other nations

Rocking their democratic foundations?

Ben Sasse is one of those few good men

Who thoughtfully uses both mind and pen

To present ideas and solutions

Rather than fostering revolutions

That are mostly based on nothing at all

Except promoting society’s fall.

Yay! Congress now has a new House Speaker.

But man is that position much weaker…

All the Reps who were a thorn in his side

Stripped McCarthy of his pride and his hide.

What powers are left to this hollowed man?

I’m not really sure he thought out the plan.

Can anyone believe that these two aren’t linked?

If you want truth and order to go extinct

And actively tear down our good foundation

To promote yourself and not the nation

And it actually works for a guy like Trump…

Others will follow and we’re left in this dump.

In case you weren’t sure, well think about this

Nostradamus predicts we’re at the abyss!

The dude has been “right” about several things

But timing is iffy when pulling fate’s strings.

So cost of living will rise and then lead to…

Eating our friends! Yup, that’s on the menu.

Couldn’t have happened to a better guy!

Turns out being spineless just doesn’t fly.

A sycophant and embarrassing tool

He has now been made to look like a fool.

But don’t count him out yet! It’s anyone’s guess

Since today’s GOP is such a hot mess.

Today Congress welcomes a total fraud

Which on the one hand seems hopelessly flawed

And on the other might reflect our times…

Gaslighting is sanctioned, there are no crimes.

He is equally the Democrats’ disgrace –

How did they miss this during the race?!

An eerie number of things they got right!

As well as some as some things just plain outta sight!

No we don’t live to be 300 years

But the 4 hour workday gets some cheers.

Curing cancer is still a big unknown,

But folks speak all day on a “watch-size phone”!

One year ago things were looking quite grim

And the chances of change seemed pretty slim.

Extremists worldwide were winning their fights

As Mullahs and Putin squashed human rights.

Then people stood up and fought back the tide

Showing all the word that hope has not died.