The My Pillow Guy seems like a big dick

And wants to copy a very Trump trick.

Promise a thing and never deliver!

Then sell everyone out far down river.

But he’s been caught, this BS promoter.

And the best news? ‘Twas by a Trump voter!

This is the story of a CEO
Who’s gone to places you just shouldn’t go.
He praised a guy for selling out his dog
So that he could fatten the corporate hog!
How could you be so completely tone deaf
And not know this earns you a moral F?

Context is everything so who really knows?

But it’s not exactly like he called them Ho’s…!

I mean “Ladies” could be interpreted bad

But it’s kind of a stretch to say he’s a cad.

This seems more like a case of things that broke

As the pendulum swings too far woke.

Lindsey Graham is not my favorite of men.

A Trump apologist, the MAGA den.

Hypocrisy? Sure! He’s got that covered…

Though hypocrisy has all of DC smothered.

But on this I have to applaud his call!

Marjorie Greene is part of our whole downfall.

Thanks, Rep. Mace, for being among the ones

Who want to be thoughtful about our guns.

I grew up in New York, where they’re just bad.

But elsewhere I know they just must be had.

More people must look, there is middle ground…

And the GOP should help it be found.

If Tucker thinks the guy’s sin was the truth

Then he’s sitting pretty in his broadcast booth!

Because that’s a sin he never commits

Preferring instead to challenge the wits

Of serious and thoughtful people who

Deserve more than what Fox gives them to view.

It doesn’t seem likely we’ll ever change

But more gun control may be within range.

Most folks in the country are a bit scared,

Guns crimes are everywhere no one is spared.

How can anyone shrug and say “who cares?”

We must do more than send our thoughts and prayers.

“Oxbridge” stands for elite education

And “elite” ain’t cool with the new generation.

I get that, the Elites are annoying!

But it’s key for us to not be destroying

Respect for education, though I agree

It can surely be found without a degree.

Baseball games were always painfully long,

So having a pitch clock is pretty strong.

Little did I imagine, one more gain…

This new rule also reduces the pain

Of closing the taps on beer too early!

So now a much better game, yes surely.

Pessimists are never disappointed

Even if their noses are disjointed.

What’s the upside thinking things are okay?

It doesn’t sell news or make people pray.

But perhaps it gives the best gift of all…

Hope! Which is something we need above all.