It’s hard to imagine this taking place

Without it ending as a divorce case.

The only guy who would do such a thing

Has no business wearing a wedding ring.

No honor, no respect… what does he think?

All so he can have that first class free drink?

I ride the subway almost every day

So I’d be lying if I didn’t say

Erratic behavior that’s aggressive

Is pretty scary for this progressive.

Killing a person was not Daniel’s plan

Most riders were glad he subdued this man.

Most people believe it could not happen

That the GOP would make us strap in

And go for a ride never done before…

Defaulting would rock the world to its core.

For sure debt spending must stop very soon

But the debt limit can’t be our High Noon.

Not many people will have to explain

They lost billions of dollars, down the drain.

But if you find yourself in that tight spot

Well, Carl Icahn sure can teach you a lot…

What a deflection of taking the blame!

He’d have been fine had he played his own game.

They’re in this fight because they bare it all…
They do their work on stage and in a stall.
Little do their patrons have to wonder
What’s going on up top, or down under.

So heck yeah these ladies should unionize,
And stick it to all disrespectful guys…!

I’ve said it before, I’ll say it again…
Though I did not like the guy much then
What I would give for Mike Pence to be
The Republicans’ winning nominee!
Trump’s big success and his victory?
Making guys like Pence seem great to me!

If you believe that you are what you eat

Then this is not news, but it’s surely beat.

Humans have processed eons of change

Evolution has worked, it’s not that strange.

But it takes generations to catch up

Chemicals in food? An unfair match up.

VR has at long last found its best place

And could help America deal with race.

Imagine you’re pulled over on a road

It’s night, remote, in a foreign zip code…

Headlights approach but you don’t know who’s there

A friend? A foe? What’s your race? Will they care?

Lord help us now it has come down to this…
They’ll say it’s a slash, not a piss!
Fake British accents of course have their place
Like making fun of the Brits to their face.
Otherwise I fear it’s a sign of downfall
Pretension and posing, that’s about all.

Immigration matters are very tough
And the human toll can be pretty rough.
We must make sure all laws are enforced
And simplified rules should be endorsed.
Be strict, be tough, and don’t base it on hate
These folks want in cuz America’s great.