Amidst all the horrors and terrible things

In politics and war and with drug kings

Here’s some news that can give us all hope

About grit and survival and ways to cope…

Four missing children survived a plane crash

And went forty days without batting a lash.

Let’s leave aside at this very moment

Whether or not he will see enrollment

Into a Federal Pen with some others

Who would all be his criminal brothers…

What will all his GOP rivals do?

Will they use the indictment against him too?

I used to like ‘ole Governor Christie

Until his moral compass got twisty…

Like political vengeance with the bridge

Or his ass-kissing Trump more than a smidge.

But he’s found his old voice and I have his back!

Because this guy knows how to go on attack.

Such a gentle and generous nation

Must be covering for some damnation!

And now we see what they have been up to…

Preparing to be a chimney smoke flue

Casting down vengeance and making us pay

For all the times we mocked them saying “Eh?”

The problem with pushing a bunch of lies

When it’s convenient for you and allies

Is that one day the tables may turn

And one of the things that you might learn

Is that playing politics with the truth

Can come back to bite you, a serpent’s tooth.

So now they’re all coming out to get air

And to make us think that they really care

About conservative issues and such

And how they each have the perfect touch.

When really what the country desperately needs?

They should denounce Trump and his dirty deeds.

I suppose I shouldn’t be much surprised

That the debt deal passed and then we devised

Plans to borrow new trillions of dollars…

No, it doesn’t take any genius scholars

To see that writing put up on the wall

But then that was the point, after all.

When you win medals for just showing up

And always have folks place change in your cup

And never experience how it feels

To try and fail and learn what that reveals

Then OF COURSE you’re going to really suck

Because most of your life has been fake luck.

This bright young lady was tragically lost

To mental disorders, at a great cost.

Creative, determined doctors who care

Rejected the thought that she had no prayer.

They tried and tried, almost ran out of rope…

Bless all of these people who kept their hope.

Even in the politics of today

When the whackiest news bits have a way

Of making you scratch your head and wonder

What bizarre dark spell have we come under

It’s crazy that this son of the POTUS

Will possibly be saved by Trump’s SCOTUS!