Amid all the drama and beating of chests

Over a transgen gal complete with full breasts

Who still had some balls to endorse Bud Light

And started a massive cultural fight

Here comes Garth Brooks with a message of peace

Be inclusive, he says (and sales may increase…)!

For Hillary Clinton to go suggest

That her loss to Trump and voter unrest

Came about from social isolation

Reflects all problems of her creation.

Trump won ‘cuz she was so disconnected,

Inauthentic and a bit affected…!

An oldie but goodie that should be revived

Since Bannon’s intentions have not just survived

But have in fact been embraced by many

In the GOP who don’t have any

Real plan for how America should work…

But know an elite conservative is a jerk.

That’s your line? You’ve got to be kidding me…

After all this time you could only be shitting me

If you think you can get away with that now

Delivered with reverence, holier than thou.

Your support of Trump’s Lie caused destruction!

Reversing that now is dignity’s abduction.

We have to pause and appreciate this

Since the impact it has, we cannot dismiss.

Unlimited energy! Carbon free!

That ushers in a new reality.

Let’s hope these scientists keep it going

So far it’s been a powerful showing.

Tipping culture has gone out of control.

Don’t get me wrong, I generally bankroll

Sizable sums to support service staff

And know that only the lowly riff raff

Stiff the people who are doing them right.

But a self-service car wash? Yeah, not quite…

Kind of amusing Zoom now requires

All of the staff the company hires

To show up at work, yes there in person

Since video meetings often worsen

The productive pursuit of business goals

And let folks disappear into black holes.

It’s a reasonable question to post up

To those who believe that when it’s grossed up

Our economy isn’t very strong

And current policy is just all wrong.

What are the metrics that these people use…

Or is it simply political blues?

Inflation rose but is now on the wane.

The market’s bull run is kind of insane.

Unemployment is low, wages are high

And interest rate hikes help the regular guy.

Despite good news satisfaction is lacking,

While half of us give the Orange Guy our backing…

Rating agencies are sometimes quirky

And the data they use can be murky.

Fitch’s has scolded us, downgrading debt

It’s probably not a terrible bet

But the reasons they cite seem off the mark,

And the size of debt is left in the dark.