Was the Steele Dossier all just a scam…

A real partisan hit, a total sham?

If tables were turned we know Trump would say:

“Maybe it’s true! A little water play!”

Who can know for sure, none of us were there.

But why bring it up? It looks like you care…

What works for one may not work for others

But what’s for sure, if you had your druthers,

Is that you should do whatever you’re able

To stay off of the operating table.

It’s not as easy and it takes longer

But these techniques can make your back stronger.

Despite all that’s out there for us to see

It’s hard to imagine how it could be

That Trump won’t be the winning candidate

And head the GOP’s presidential slate.

I hope Nikki Haley can earn the spot!

But with today’s GOP that’s a long shot.

Amid all the war and the disaster

The doom and the gloom, on the broadcaster

There are pockets of wonder on the Earth

Which we cannot forget, for they give birth

To what is possible, a sense of hope

A way for us all to live life and cope.

Given the way most campaigns are now run…

At least George Santos was out having fun!

I’d rather these people spent campaign dough

On Botox and porn and even some blow

Than on telling lies and misinformation

And causing the downfall of our great nation.

If you’re a kingpin you might have odd taste

To offset the challenges that you’ve faced.

But I can’t say the first thing that comes to mind

Would be collecting hippos and then to find

That all they really wanted to do

Was eat, drink and sleep, and then just screw…

Following the exploits of all these guys

Leads me to a place that is no surprise.

Our leadership has folded and given way

To their childish instincts every day.

Greedy and self-serving and full of gall

They even smack each other in the hall…

It’s a real problem, I see it a lot

People eating gross things or smoking pot

Or wearing their backpacks, way oversized

Or playing loud music, that’s ill-advised.

Whether on the subway or above ground

It seems common sense is nowhere to be found.

This is a pattern, like much about tech…

They don’t think it through, and then it’s a wreck.

What did they think that Trump would deliver?

Smart policy as the business caregiver?

Instead they created a wrecking ball,

And now just move on and dismiss it all…

The sixth and newest military branch

Our Space Force came under an avalanche

Of bad jokes and derision when announced

(I myself may have seen humor and pounced…)

But it turns out there’re crazy things in space

And it’s become a militarized place.