It’s gone too far and it’s so sad to say

But now this lady’s just a shade of grey…

Once the bulwark for excellence in the news

The Grey Lady was known for thoughtful views.

Now it barks things out with a lefty curse

While “Both Side” Op Eds just make things worse.

Of course we’d rather have voters decide

Although that on its own can’t override

Our actual laws and Constitution.

So Trump needs to face fair prosecution.

Before he’s banned and there’s MAGA fury

Some questions need answers from a jury.

It’s a little vague, what this really means…

But it’s pretty good news for all Catholic queens.

It’s not a marriage, so no wedding vows

But for the first time the church now allows

Acceptance of couples who aren’t cisgen

A massive step forward Lord knows since when!

The MAGA grip is just so crazy tight

The GOP seems to have lost all sight.

Yes it’s far out and a lot can still happen

But with numbers like this they should be tappin’

Nikki’s appeal to the broad-based center

And get rid of their crazy Orange Tormentor.

Among the many reasons we could cite

The one above all that very well might

Be the reason his campaign is failing

Is that DeSantis is truly ailing

In showing emotions that don’t annoy

And conveying even the slightest joy.

While it may seem a bit excessive

I’m glad it tilted towards aggressive.

Fabrications he spread with zero shame

To promote a political con game

Destroyed people’s lives! And what was it for?

Just so that he could have more more more…

So Boston’s Mayor, a progressive lass,

Has a holiday party, which alas

Is only for some, and not for others

Which seems an odd way to show her druthers.

Why not be inclusive? What’s the reason?

Let’s segregate this holiday season?!

Financial markets are on a bull run

And it appears that the bulls aren’t yet done.

Expanding beyond the confines of Wall Street

They’re charging around, everywhere upbeat!

Spotted in New Jersey! On the train tracks!

The bulls are just pushing it to the max…

The passage of time can do some strange things.

Inevitably, it usually brings

Revisions of history and some new views…

Claims that what happened may have been fake news.

What a horrible world we have created

That so many are uneducated.

Well done by all parties that are involved

Since this is a question that must be solved.

SCOTUS should rule just as soon as it can

To remove all doubt around the legal plan.

Let’s decide it now, sooner than later

With a Court packed by the One Day Dictator.