It is a true crime what this group has done

At the bidding of Trump, who said he won

When he knew he did not, but is so weak

That he’d rather lie and let havoc wreak

Across this country he’s tried to destroy

For his personal gain, an insecure boy.

I wonder how this messaging would go…

“Be cool everyone, but you need to know

Life as we know it is about to end!”

You gotta think that would certainly send

The world into chaos, all order blown.

No message will come, it might already be known…

A.I. is taking the whole world by storm

And changing what we had thought was the norm

In all facets of life that are complex

From writing copy to having sex…

So it should come as no great surprise

That homes are also part of this guise.

Call it one of those things that doesn’t seem right
A whole city of apes, with what oversight?
They will outnumber the humans two to one
And there could be times when that’s not so fun…
I mean, the movies are out there, we’ve seen the plot
This could really end badly in Satan’s Lot!

When it comes to Pop Tarts I’m a big fan
So this dude who just passed, well he was the man.
Toasted or cold, with butter or dry
Pop Tarts always delivered a breakfast high.
I hope his soul rests in peaceful protection
With ample supply of his sweet confection.

Seems like a good day to profess my love

For my wife and country and God above.

Things seem pretty good with my wife and God,

But our country might become a big shit wad.

I can’t believe the right would nominate Trump…

While the left makes good on a suicide jump.

The GOP’s guy from Oklahoma,

A solid dude with a reverend’s diploma,

Is trying to solve problems in good faith

And is being attacked by a far-right wraith.

“Don’t solve this problem, whatever you do!

It’s bad politics, and we will destroy you…”

I was rooting for the Forty Niners

But the Chiefs played well and they’re not whiners.

Now conspiracy theorists are in high gear

(And they’re gonna have a helluva year…).

Team Biden pounced with something quite funny!

Though it’s likely too late for it to be money.

I saw this ad when it broadcast real-time

And I knew at the moment, it was prime.

It’s never been broadcast again anywhere

It occupies space of rarified air.

Apple became then a global success

And the Super Bowl? Well, it’s usually a mess…

Like many males, these seals think of two things

In order to live a life like the kings.

Eating is fundamental for certain

And then there’s the sex to get their dirt in.

Every move they make is in that pursuit

Which makes this seal’s act a lovely tribute.