What was she thinking, this little vixen!

These were outrageous plans she was mixin’

With no care at all for propriety

And an awfully far cry from piety.

Yes, her intentions were really insane…

They’re no batteries allowed on a plane!

Well this may be a hard one to unpack

Since the value they cite may cause blowback.

It’s not that diversity helped the team

Rather, it’s the complicated coaching scheme…

When a minority coach is hired away

The team gets more points to use on Draft Day.

Border strength is a GOP staple

Devoted to it as if it were papal!

Unless, of course, it’s an election year

And then politics shifts into high gear.

They get what they want, it’s a perfect bill!

But then they can’t complain about Dems on the Hill…

Imagine if this went the other way

And we entered a world where it was okay

For a President to do anything…

Above the law, a despot and king.

The court had no choice, it’s not how this works,

Immunity is not one of the perks.

Wall Street has wizened up to the fact

That soldiers and spies are able to act

With poise and skill when under fire

So it’s really simple in business attire.

And maybe skullduggery also works

Against finance bros and corporate jerks.

It really must have come as a shock

When the first human saw a big flock

Of parrots doing what parrots do,

Then hearing one speak the same words as you!

What did I drink? What did I smoke…?!

No, God’s simply playing a really good joke…

Job growth is on fire and wages are high

Outpacing inflation so good news is nigh!

Except that everyone throughout the land

Is bombarded by fools who have to grandstand.

“Everything sucks!” They whine and complain,

But they only do it for personal gain.

So according to MAGA it goes like this:

The CIA created romantic bliss;

The Super Bowl is rigged and KC will win;

Then Taylor and Travis will flat out begin

To use all their fame and their shining glory

To push all the lies of the Biden story.

A sleepy ski town in northern Vermont

Seems to be the place where some scammers want

To practice their trade and line their pockets

With foreign investment and some lockets.

A clever scam, not just cooking the books

But in the end they were simply crooks.