Well what a relief, from a trusted source!

Sightings of aliens are myths of course…

If the Pentagaon says it, then it’s true.

I mean when have they ever lied to you?

So rest at ease, there’s no space invasion!

Do you need any other persuasion?

We say goodbye to a combat veteran

Who served with honor and was better in

Making the biggest sacrifice one can

As a soldier and an American…

We think dying in battle fits that bill…

But maybe it’s when your job is to kill.

How could it be the party of Lincoln

Supports Donald Trump like it’s been drinkin’

The Kool Aid spiked with memory blockers

As he unleashes his latest shockers?

How can it ignore a guy like Mike Pence?

All GOP patriots should get off the fence.

This day seems to invite odd behavior,

Paying homage to the Irish Savior.

The drinking I get, it goes with the turf

The Irish escape from being a serf.

But what’s with green dye poured in a river?!

Why ruin the water and your liver?

It seems to be an imbalanced affair –

We do so much for them, and they don’t care.

Cats rule the roost while adding… not much!

And they’re not the ones to choose if in a clutch.

So isn’t it cool that now at long last

Cats can give something back! What a contrast…

Forget cyberattacks and virtual war

The horrors of battle are increasing more.

Imagine swarms of drones descending down

Just the size of flies and invading your town.

Undetected and lethal and hitting hard

They’d be able to catch us all off guard.

The world has become one massive trade zone

And you’d like to think that markets have shown

There’s merit in making your partners whole

Rather than treating them as if you stole

Their goods or services for a mere song.

This exploitation is simply wrong.

The guy has a lot of hurdles to climb.

What he doesn’t have is very much time.

Whether or not you agree with his planks

A move like this speaks of hijinks and pranks.

Jesse is real and truly knows the game.

But Aaron? That seems desperate, not the same.

I’m glad I’m not the Boeing CEO

Because this type of news makes you go “whoa!”

Coincidence? As of now no one knows.

But it came one day after this guy was deposed.

It doesn’t get a lot darker than this…

The potential for guilt is tough to dismiss.

Working with lunatics is just no fun.

And you surely don’t want to work for one.

But is there merit in maybe being

A lunatic yourself when overseeing

Your people at work and being a creep?

Apparently so, but how do you sleep?