How do you make the PC cool again
When it just never was even back then?
Sure it was good for all the numbers jocks
But for the cool people the Apple rocks.
So that’s quite a steep hill they have to climb
To regain the faux stature of their prime.

What a cool way to connect to each other!

Portals in cities to see one another…

But humans are human so what do we do?

Strip off our clothes for the whole world to view!

I don’t know what makes people do such a thing

But maybe life’s better when in a G-String.

People are trying some freaky new things

To live life forever as ageless kings.

Like blood transfusions from much younger folks

And many other ways in which to coax

More years out of life but they’ve got it all wrong…

More life out of years is the way to live strong.

The Trumpies say something so outrageous

To make the Libs go nuts and it’s contagious.

Then they say something like “Oh lighten up!

It’s all just a joke, so brighten up…”

But the question remains, is it funny

To give homeless people some fake money…?

Paris is known for many attractions

And also for some of the reactions

Of the French people to visitors there

Which is not always nice, they just don’t care

If they’re rude and dismissive to a guest

So we’ll see if this works without a protest.

When you think about all the things it takes

To make marriage work with the least headaches

One of the key items not on the list

Is when your new spouse decides on a tryst

And HAVING A BABY with an “old friend.”

Pretty clear to me how that’s gonna end…

So this woman decides to feed a bull

That’s loose on the beach, so quite a handful.

Then of course the bull does what bulls do

And basically becomes a wrecking crew.

It’s hard to know what goes through someone’s brain

To make them believe that isn’t insane.

Remember when Clinton rocked out on the sax

With his Blues Brothers shades and sexy tracks?

Like him or not it was just kind of fun

And may be among the reasons he won.

Biden could use a bit of cool these days…

Funk jamming Blinken could be one of the ways.

Everyone has a soundtrack in their brain

For some it sounds like a rumbling freight train

For others it’s peaceful and nicely quiet

Still others will hear an internal riot.

But when it spills out and you hear your own voice?

Then getting a dog might be a good choice.

Objectively viewing a headline like this

I feel like we’ve fallen into the abyss.

Could there be a more nutty situation

Than this group having a Hamas fixation

And pushing it on all the Mouseketeers

Leaving Disney World awash in their jeers?