Single use plastics are found everywhere

Used with reckless abandon, people don’t care.

Recycling is not a real solution –

Only 4% and the rest is pollution.

But man is it useful, so what can we do?

We need some smart folks to find a breakthrough.

In the one where things are incredibly good
You’d imagine that the people in it would
Be grateful for their bounty and good luck
But instead they think that we really suck.
They don’t seem to believe that their success
Has much to do with our country, not less.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again

There’s little more horrible on the planet than

This vile man and the things he has done

To profit from the mayhem of a gun.

There’s no place in Hell that could be too hot

For his evil soul to eternally rot.

I can’t say I know that much about crack…

But most of my family is now cutting back!

I did find a few pipes on my loved ones

Then decided we should go get some guns.

I guess I just didn’t know what else to do…

It was a terrible week to stop sniffing glue.

So the next big frontier in robotics

Actually isn’t probing erotics…

But does address another daily need

And no it isn’t smoking weed…

Robots are starting to make us our lunch

Mechanical hands helping us munch.

The problem with people is that they’re slow

To fully understand that when you go

To a place where any wild beasts roam

Those beasts consider that place to be home.

And then when you act a bit like a clown

Yeah, your infant might just get tossed around.

Well the first thing to do, I would utter,

Is to get your mind out of the gutter!

Yes, a robotic thumb could be handy

At those times when you’re getting randy

But think of all the other things it could do!

Like… like… well I’m sure there’s a few…

For Mike and Nikki and Christ Christie too

You know what I really ought to do?

I should just call them and say “Hey, strong move.”

Anything to help me get in the groove.

I’m gonna do it! It’ll help a lot!

Wait… what am I doing? Ha ha, I forgot!

Melania my dear I hope you’re just fine!

When you were at home with that son of mine

I was out screwing porn stars and a Bunny

And then paid them off with some hush money

That I pretended was a legal bill…

Which brought the woke commies out for the kill.

Over his entire life he has played

With testing and breaking the rules we’ve made

And it’s always worked to his advantage.

The reality distortion that he can manage

Has worked on everyone in the past…

Until now a jury said not so fast.