Our world is obsessed with measuring stuff.

We have to be sure that we get enough!

From the steps we take to calories burned

There’s plenty out there to make us concerned.

But I think it has the reverse effect

If happiness is what we expect.

Apologists for Russia might want to know

How awesome it is when you get to go

To prison for years because of the crime

Of donating money just one time

To a nonprofit that helps out Ukraine.

She gave fifty dollars… sure Russia’s humane.

Quite the setback for a promising firm,

It’s painful to watch the company squirm.

But they really need to get out in front

And take a position that’s pretty blunt:

Debris on the beach is not a good look,

But it’s better than oil in anyone’s book.

Can you imagine all the confusion?

These kids have lived a life of delusion.

They only found out while on the plane

That actually they’re Russian… that’s just insane.

Could the same thing happen to any of us?

Do we know who we are? Well let’s discuss…

At first I thought it was her first mistake

And that Shapiro would probably make

A better VP to get the job done

But that was before I knew of the gun…

The best shot in Congress, he also likes

Nature, veterans, education and dikes!

Markets are fickle and tough to predict

When folks say they know, you’re gonna be tricked.

Sure there are signs and some indications

But probably it’s human temptations

That exert the biggest force on the change.

It’s fear and greed that make people act strange.

So RFK really wants you to know

He’s not like the others, he’s his own show,

Independent in both action and thought!

And even when he might err and is caught

It’s not for something sex-driven and dark…

He just left a dead bear in Central Park.

I strongly believe it’s one solution

Among many needed to fight the pollution

In politics and leadership today

To help us change course to a better way.

Both sides should reveal their entire squad

And let voters give the whole team their nod.

So you can’t see the forest for the trees…

Usha seems to wear her blinders with ease.

She’s gotta problem with Donald J. Trump…?

But her guy is okay! Well that’s a big jump.

She hates DJT for the Jan 6 coup,

While her husband says he’d have forced it through.

There’s plenty of weird when it comes to people

In fact it’s humanity’s common steeple.

It’s not just the Left or only the Right

Weird people are everywhere in plain sight.

Except for one group that has more than its share…

The Trump-loving tech bro billionaire.