I’m not much of a fan of either one

Perhaps it’s all the gaslighting that’s done.

Straight-faced conviction of obvious lies

Trump and Musk are not standup guys.

Then there’s this one, which is pretty funny…

The efficiency czar handing out money!

So here are two pieces, make you wonder…

Of course the world is going asunder.

On this hand don’t be passive aggressive

On that it’s nice folks who are impressive.

So how do you balance between the two?

Criticize nicely and make sure it’s true.

Oh it goes fast, that much is for certain

And there is no mystery behind the curtain.

Death and taxes, that’s what all the folks say

Are the two things that just don’t go away.

And death, for sure, that’s what the facts is…

But loads of people don’t pay their taxes!

Okay, the guy was in a coma, see

Having overdosed on some Ecstasy

So he must have been feeling pretty swell

The last he remembered, under that spell.

Then coming down what a bummer to find

That some of your organs are being mined…!

With all the media madness these days

Those politics and the election craze

Sometimes the real news is never revealed

And life’s critical issues stay concealed.

I mean, who knew about this game changer?

Our BANANA supply was in danger!

All Trump says is that the country is screwed.

Though he also brags that he’s quite rude…

Everything sucks it’s all run by the queers!

He’ll shout anything to stoke people’s fears.

So it’s kind of a nuisance, this success…

The economy’s best in the world, no less.

She says that they haven’t spoken since then

Which sure may be the case, but then again

Perhaps they have spoken many a time

But since neither are really in their prime

The details are fuzzy, if there at all

And maybe they simply just don’t recall…

So the government wants more babies born

And comes up with plans that are really forlorn.

Minivans and diapers? Yeah, THAT sets the mood!

Makes everyone want to get instantly nude…

If they want a policy people will use,

They should distribute a whole ton of booze.

It’s a question that always makes me squirm
As if by asking they want to affirm
Your place in the world and yes your status
On that complicated social lattice.
It’s just so lazy, a boring dude’s ploy…
Much better to ask what do you enjoy?

For those of you blessed with a teenage kid

It’s good fun to put on a flat brim lid

And bust out some words you heard on TikTok

Sending that kid into mortified shock.

Flash your dope rizz and act like a baller…

You’re not skibidi or some old crawler!