This MAGA doll thought it would likely be best

For women to pass and just take a rest

From the hassles of office, leave it to men.

Nor should they vote, she said time and again.

Well, those thoughts could put her in a bind…

But a girl has the right to change her mind!

It’s not often I’m aligned with RFK

But on this matter I have to say

Highly processed foods are so unhealthy

And largely consumed by those who aren’t wealthy.

We need to crack down on them that’s for sure

But also need an affordable cure.

If you believe the church is disconnected

Then one of the ways that can be corrected

Is by paying attention to real life

And not just focusing on all the strife.

Maybe this is a bit heavy handed

But so far attendance has expanded…

How resilient are we, that’s the question…

Since even though we have indigestion

Are guardrails holding despite the onslaught

Of anti-democracy action and thought?

A thousand cuts seem like an awful lot

But I’m sure they can happen on the spot.

This seems like a frightening situation

That part of the defense of our nation

Is dependent on minerals from China…

The sort of news that gives you angina.

Seems like they have a crafty hand to play

If punitive tariffs don’t go away.

In case you missed this amazing event

You should have a look under the tent…

The world’s best surfers all met on the beach

Each one convinced the crown was in reach.

Alas the champion must stand alone

But all these contestants deserve a bone!

Perhaps you’re thinking “Sure, but I’m safe.

All this AI, it’s a bit of a chafe.”

And maybe you think it can’t come for you…

But I’d say be careful with what you do.

It already controls more than we know

And might find it convenient to see you go.

Everyone says you just shouldn’t do it

But Trump is one who always says screw it!

Don’t like the news? Well it sure ain’t his fault

It’s time to go on a massive assault!

You’d think this would worry the GOP…

But nope! Not the slightest controversy.