Why

If you don’t bother to take the time,
To express your thoughts in rhyme,
The chances are awfully good,
You’ve not thought as much as you should.
Rhymes are fun and set the stage right,
Like lovers undressing before a fight…


Source: Vanity Fair

Hold the confetti

However much I’m really enjoying

The way that Fox News has started toying

With the fragile ego of 45

And watching Trump’s meltdown happen live,

It all fails to note a very sad truth:

His mad base will still fill the voting booth.


Source: The New York Post

A Glimmer of Hope

When the New York Post, which is owned by Fox,

Is among the first to start throwing rocks

And loudly suggesting it might be time

To finally move past Trump’s toxic slime

Well maybe just maybe the GOP

Can become the party we need it to be.


Source: The New York Times

And here we go!

With midterm ballots still being counted

The Presidential race has now mounted.

And what a delicious start it has been!

With new nicknames and threats being thrown in.

I think Trump missed with his name for DeSantis…

He should have gone with the Praying Mantis.


Source: Third Way

No Parting the Red Sea

If pundits are right, let’s say that they are

Then the Dems will be swamped and lose by far.

Perhaps it’s because they’re so out of touch

Or focus on things that don’t matter much.

So the pendulum will swing to the right

A new circus begins, starting tonight.


Source: The New York Post

That’s not funny

So now we see how it’s going to go!

A new edition of the Elon Show.

You know I believe he’s within his rights

And am keen to see what topics he fights.

Apparently, no matter what you do,

Poking fun at the Chief Twit is taboo.


Source: The New York Times

You know it’s bad when…

It’s not like Brazil was in the Dark Ages

But it is alarming that we need pages

From its playbook to run an election.

This could not be going in a good direction!

The world’s best democracy, on the ropes…

What will become of our dreams and our hopes?


Source: The Washington Post

I mean, ew

As if the toilet wasn’t bad enough

Important new data is really rough.

I worried about what might spring out of there…

But not about germs that take to the air.

So now to learn the case may be much worse

Well, that sure feels like a bad bathroom curse.


Source: The New York Post

Get over it

Sorry to say but the whining should stop

Twitter is now Elon Musk’s private shop.

If he chooses to lay off half the crew

It’s his call to make and to follow through.

Enough with the lawsuits and the complaints!

With his every Tweet someone dramatically faints.


Source: The Washington Post

Well in that case

GOP talking points may take a turn

Now that we have a new lesson to learn.

Needless to say it’s Pelosi’s own fault

Just more so now since she’s opened the vault

Allowing illegals to flood our land!

Of course they’ll show up with hammers in hand.


Source: The Bulwark

And that’s a problem

Policy differences help make us great

But have now been replaced by mindless hate.

Not just hate against any liberal jerk

But against the things that make democracy work.

And what really makes the least sense of all?

These folks lose the most should democracy fall.